Post by killybing on Sept 25, 2020 18:41:20 GMT
Everyone remembers should've-been HOFer Bison Dele. Everyone also remembers the terrible story of what Timpig did to him.
No one expected this.
Bison Dele arrived this week at the Amigos training facility and immediately cleaned house of all medical and training staff.
"I AM THE NEW TRAINING STAFF" Bison Dele commanded. Killiam Bing just snickered and let him do his thing.
Bison Dele immediately took budding Amigo star George McGinnis under the bleachers and started to make him sweat. Tough defense, good offense, none of this matters anymore.
George came out from under the bleachers with red cheeks (not on his face). "I got man-handled", said a bewildered George. "But I feel stronger for it, almost... super-saiyan".
Bison Dele had only a few hours left of training time, but made sure to play a fun little game of "slap-ass" with Dan Roundfield under those same bleachers where he had once been handled so vivaciously by KB's rival GM, Tompug.
"We really wanted to bring back the old magic, and that's why we had the bleachers from Sacramento shipped here to Anaheim to really focus in on what's important in this league".
"I'll be back" said Bison, as he returned to his boat to sail around the world.
Joke's on him I guess.