Post by eric on May 26, 2018 2:25:36 GMT
h/t 👼Saint Panktrick's Day👼
All-NBA by WS Rank:
PG: 3, 1, 2
SG: 1, 2, 5
SF: x, 3, 5 (Reddish would be #1 of SF)
PF: 2, x, 11 (Maten would be #3 of PF)
C_: x, 6, 1 (Firsto would be #1 of C) (Firsto) (his name is Firsto)
So aside from Zion, whose All-NBA selection is about as legitimate as Coach K's hair color, the voters pretty much handled their business.
Biggest snubs on the wings are Taurasi and Shuttlesworth, and they were only a couple Win Shares ahead of the actual awardees and they're wings, who cares about wings in 5.0 anyway.
The voters treated Hakeem as a center, and when they also treat Firsto and Firsto University grad Jock Landale as centers they only have to screw up once to snub him, and they did. His 14.4 would have been #1 of SF, #2 of SG, and #2 of PG, but he gets #nothing. What a coincidence that voters snub one of two players in the league born in Africa (s/o Barry Obama). Still, with their two great players the Suns are set up for years to come. 'Butch to Hakeem! Dunk shot field goal attempt for two points! Ohhh, boy!' get used to that playcall sim league fans.
The firsto legitimate MVP in 5.0 history,
number one on your scorecards,
number nine in your drafts,
number one in your hearts,
Firsto Picko
with a cool 17.9 Win Shares.
One more quick note. A few G League games snuck into the boxes, so I deleted anyone with under 49 MP, so if you had anyone play that few I just don't give a darn.
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point guards
shooting guards
small forwards
power forwards
centers
All-NBA by WS Rank:
PG: 3, 1, 2
SG: 1, 2, 5
SF: x, 3, 5 (Reddish would be #1 of SF)
PF: 2, x, 11 (Maten would be #3 of PF)
C_: x, 6, 1 (Firsto would be #1 of C) (Firsto) (his name is Firsto)
So aside from Zion, whose All-NBA selection is about as legitimate as Coach K's hair color, the voters pretty much handled their business.
Biggest snubs on the wings are Taurasi and Shuttlesworth, and they were only a couple Win Shares ahead of the actual awardees and they're wings, who cares about wings in 5.0 anyway.
The voters treated Hakeem as a center, and when they also treat Firsto and Firsto University grad Jock Landale as centers they only have to screw up once to snub him, and they did. His 14.4 would have been #1 of SF, #2 of SG, and #2 of PG, but he gets #nothing. What a coincidence that voters snub one of two players in the league born in Africa (s/o Barry Obama). Still, with their two great players the Suns are set up for years to come. 'Butch to Hakeem! Dunk shot field goal attempt for two points! Ohhh, boy!' get used to that playcall sim league fans.
The firsto legitimate MVP in 5.0 history,
number one on your scorecards,
number nine in your drafts,
number one in your hearts,
Firsto Picko
with a cool 17.9 Win Shares.
One more quick note. A few G League games snuck into the boxes, so I deleted anyone with under 49 MP, so if you had anyone play that few I just don't give a darn.
.
point guards
15.3 Brain Winter
13.0 Max Zaslofsky
12.3 Collin Sexton
12.0 Bobby McDermott
11.8 Quincy McCall
10.1 Benji Hammon
9.2 Jordan McLaughlin
8.8 Barry Obama
7.8 Chris Chiozza
6.5 Dan Cortezzee
5.9 Ulaakees Galmuseeth
5.8 Jalen Brunson
4.8 Andre Turner
4.1 Carsen Edwards
4.1 Sidney Deane
4.1 Juwanna Mann
4.0 Troy Brown
3.9 John Stockton
3.8 Kayson Williams
3.5 Nicklaus Templeton
3.3 Jevon Carter
2.9 Aljami Durham
2.9 Cecil Exum
2.9 Austin Luke
2.8 Sim Dump
2.8 Sim Boyd
2.4 Jaron Willis
2.3 Neetnum Nagdorus
2.3 Ian Miller
2.1 Bobby Wanzer
2.0 Theo Hilinski
1.9 Darrell Floyd
1.9 Jon Elmore
1.7 Tony Pierce
1.7 RJ Cole
1.4 Michael Jackson
1.3 Josh Reaves
1.1 Matt Farrell
1.0 Dwayne Washington
0.9 Victor Fleming
0.9 Devon Hall
0.8 Rob Gray
0.8 Andy Phillip
0.8 Prince Rogers Nelson
0.7 Bob Davies
0.7 Broderick Langhi
0.5 Cassius Winston
0.3 John Stockston
0.2 Trae Young
0.1 Nate Mason
0.1 Emmett Naar
0.0 Fred Scolari
0.0 Chink Crossin
0.0 Jared Harper
0.0 Mark Price
0.0 Johnny Dawkins
-0.2 Vern Fleming
-0.2 Scoonie Murray
-0.2 Jesse Epstein
-0.3 Brian Beard Jr
-0.4 Landry Shamet
-0.7 Aaron Holiday
-0.9 Ayo Dosunmu
-0.9 Page Savva
-0.9 Sean Bird
-1.0 Immanuel Quickley
-1.4 Brian Newellshooting guards
14.8 Gary Bossert
14.4 Cameron Reddish
12.8 Daniel Taurasi
11.5 Clarence Withers
10.5 Miles Bridges
10.4 Jackie Moon
10.1 Butch McRae
7.8 Tyler Blevins
7.4 Juan Keaney
6.8 Shamorie Ponds
6.7 Whitey Von Nieda
6.2 Jesus Shuttlesworth
5.5 Eligin Baylor
5.2 Jeff Hornacek*
5.0 Roy Devyn White
5.0 Chalky Studebaker
4.8 Gerald Martin Johanssen
4.2 Romeo Langford
3.8 Tank Selvy
3.5 Jeffrey Fuller
3.0 Malik Newman
2.9 Bulbs Ehlers
2.7 Chuck Chuckovits
2.6 Trevon Duval
2.6 Jason Lyle
2.5 Thomas Wilder
2.4 Devin Durrant
2.2 Timo Cruz
2.1 Grayson Allen
2.1 Lagerald Vick
2.0 Carl Braun
1.8 Marcus Foster
1.7 Tony Carr
1.5 Roosevelt Chapman
1.4 Kassius Robertson
1.4 Kendall Stephens
1.4 Matisse Thybulle
1.4 Michael Jordan
1.4 Quade Green
1.3 Drazen Petrovic
1.3 Borat Sagdiyev
1.2 Terance Mann
1.1 Jeff Gordon
1.0 Dutch Burch
1.0 Devin Lonc
1.0 Anfernee Simons
0.9 Jaylen Barford
0.9 Saleh Winabi
0.8 Buddy Jeannette
0.7 Jared Terrell
0.5 Josh Okogie
0.5 John Petty
0.3 Jalek Felton
0.2 Lancaster Gordon
0.2 Joel Berry
0.2 Tanner Cousy
0.1 Dell Curry
0.1 Bruce Brown
0.1 Gary Trent Jr.
0.1 Elle Okobo
0.1 Absimov Bee
0.0 Scootsie Doubleday
0.0 Nate McMillan*
0.0 Kenny Walker
-0.1 Allonzo Trier
-0.1 Alvin Robertsonsmall forwards
13.7 Yante Maten*
12.5 Jake Shuttlesworth
11.5 Malcolm Moore
10.5 Luke Maye
10.3 Killian Tillie
9.9 Elvis Delle Donne
9.1 Jim Halpert
8.0 Guy Beahm
7.9 Keita Bates-Diop
7.2 Nick King
6.8 Trendon Watford
5.9 Benji Wilson
5.7 Isaac Bonga
5.5 LiAngelo Ball
5.1 Athansios Cathasach
5.0 Kevin Knox
5.0 Mustapha Heron
4.9 Deng Adel
4.7 RJ Barrett
4.5 Bones McKinney
4.3 Braxton Key
4.3 Sekou Doumbouya
4.1 Dazon Ingram
4.0 Charles Barkley*
3.9 Mikal Bridges
3.8 Pete Holzman
3.3 Len Bias
3.2 Isaiah Wilkins
3.2 Herb Jones
3.0 Shu Shuvington
2.8 Michael Young
2.8 Cedric Henderson*
2.6 Shavon Shields
2.4 Danjel Purifoy
2.3 Luka Doncic
2.3 Quinndary Weatherspoon
2.2 Vincent Edwards
2.2 Tevin Mack
2.2 Kelan Martin
2.2 Dick Mumma*
2.1 Khyri Thomas
2.0 Blaise Bugajeski*
1.8 Riley Steele
1.8 Jontay Porter
1.7 O'Shae Brissett
1.7 Ron Harper
1.5 Kevaughn Allen
1.4 Krombopulos Michael
1.4 Caleb Martin
1.1 Buck Johnson
1.0 Jim Pollard
0.9 Richard Richards
0.8 Donte Grantham
0.7 Dean Wade
0.6 Brian Bowen
0.4 Otis Smith
0.4 Oscar Schmidt
0.3 Red Holzman
0.2 Gary Clark
0.2 Barrett Wallace
0.2 Nicolas Caralon
0.2 Zhaire Smith
0.1 Terrence Catchings
0.1 Kenton Edelin
0.0 Markieff Eaton
0.0 Jordan Caroline
-0.4 McKinley Singletonpower forwards
17.9 Firsto Picko
16.8 Dolph Schayes
13.1 Peyton Gragg
11.9 Jon Pierce
11.6 Harry Gallatin
10.1 Leonard Leslie
9.9 George Mikan
8.8 Donta Hall
8.6 Alex Reese
8.4 Ed Mikan
8.3 Zion Williamson
7.2 Cameron Parker
7.2 Champ Godbolt
6.6 Sam Perkins
6.4 Sam Bowie
6.1 Rui Hachimura
6.1 Mitchell Robinson
5.7 Jan Michael Vincent
5.5 Shareef O'Neal
5.3 Laurence Jackson
4.3 Brad Daugherty
4.2 Odin James
4.0 Chris Washburn
3.8 Kobe Maggette
3.8 Quenton Nelson
3.3 George Kok
3.1 Jake Pelkington
3.0 Tacko Fall
2.9 Cracker McCallahan
2.9 Kevin Nash
2.8 Anas Mahmoud
2.8 Junior Battle
2.7 Graylin Warner
2.7 Chuck Person
2.5 Anfernee McLemore
2.3 Dennis Rodman
2.3 Scoonie Saperstein
2.0 Richard Rellford
1.9 Devontae Cacok
1.7 Salami Brometheus
1.6 Alredick Hughes
1.4 Kostas Antetokounmpo
1.3 Jarred Vanderbilt
1.2 Bonzie Colson
1.1 Tai Odiase
1.1 Dan Otten
1.0 Red Rocha
0.9 Augusto Binelli
0.9 Michael Porter Jr
0.8 Clifford Smith
0.6 Mike Daum
0.6 Khadeem Lattin
0.6 Michael Cage
0.6 Ajdin Penava
0.6 Wendell Carter Jr.
0.5 Paul Wight
0.3 John Smith
0.3 Kenny Wooten
0.2 Jeff Roberson
0.2 Vincent Christie
0.2 Steffond Johnson
0.2 Yirmiyaho Iair
0.2 Tobi Oyedeji
0.1 Nathan Jordan
0.1 Robert Williams
0.0 Russell Jones
0.0 Chandler Hutchison
-0.1 Kenny Gattison
-0.1 Salado Valarado
-0.1 Sterling Manley
-0.2 Allister Baratheon
-0.3 John Salleycenters
15.8 Jock Landale
14.4 Hakeem Olajuwon
12.4 Neon Boudeaux
12.1 Stephon Templeton
11.9 Brandon Griner
11.5 DeAndre Ayton
9.7 Stan Haynes
9.2 Simisola Shittu
8.8 Theodosios Cathasach
8.2 Paul Young Thomas
7.3 DJ Rony
7.1 Karim Shabazz
6.9 Mohamed Bamba
6.5 Nick Richards
6.4 Faye Vincent Reagan
5.7 Bol Bol
5.4 Joe Fulks
5.4 Arvydas Sabonis
5.3 Christ Koumadje
5.0 Yommy Sangodeyi
4.7 Kenny George
4.7 Mountain Dew Camacho
3.8 Giuseppe Longfellow
3.7 Rokas Gustys
3.6 Paschal Chukwu
3.6 Dwight McGhee
3.5 Moritz Wagner*
3.4 Marvin Bagley III
3.2 Brandon McCoy
3.0 Stojko Vrankovic
2.8 Blake Mann
2.8 Kevin Willis
2.7 Arnie Risen
2.7 Hank Hill
2.6 Dean Cain
2.6 Roy Tarpley
2.4 Sagaba Konate
2.3 John Egbunu
2.2 Tyler Davis
2.2 George Hauptfuhrer
2.1 Udoka Azubuike
2.1 Leroy Edwards
2.0 Marques Bolden
1.9 Austin Wiley
1.8 Tai Wynward
1.8 Chimezie Metu
1.8 Jimmy Graham
1.7 Jaren Jackson Jr
1.4 Darius Bazley
1.3 Scotty Poodles
1.1 Sum Ting Wong
0.9 Otis Thorpe
0.9 Slim Charles
0.6 Tryggvi Hlinason
0.5 Tim McCormick
0.3 Daniel Giddens
0.2 James Thompson IV
0.2 Jerod Kundla
0.1 PJ Washington
0.1 Glenn Jacobs
0.0 Christopher Robin
0.0 De'Ron Davis
0.0 Kevin Duckworth
-1.0 Melvin Turpin
