Post by eric on May 2, 2018 21:00:55 GMT
h/t 👼Saint Panktrick's Day👼
All-NBA by WS Rank:
PG: 1, 2, 4
SG: 5(!), 3, 2
SF: x, 1, 6 (Reddish would be #1 of SF)
PF: 2, 3, x (Gragg would be #8 of PF)
C: x, 1, x (Firsto would be #2 of C, so would Ayton but behind Firsto)
Sexton wasn't #2 in Win Shares. That was Firsto Picko, who was also the top Win Share player on a top two team in either conference. But hey, nobody said sim league awards were a meritocracy.
Sexton also wasn't #1 in Win Shares. That was The People's MVP, "Big Nobel" Neon Boudeaux, who wasn't even All-NBA First Team, which brings us to the hinky positions, but first, congrats on the grand theft dump buck wire fraud conspiracy to commit larceny, Timberwolves. If you think the long arm of American justice can't reach to Canada you're sorely mistaken, eh?
We are missing about 8% of box scores this year so there could be some shuffling. With that said Butch McRae not making it is blatant bias against the small town I95 corridor and yet more indisputable evidence as if we needed it of the crooked lame stream ivory tower central coast mafia running (or is it ruining?) the awards process. Similar snub for McDermott, who comfortably posted the fourth best total Win Shares of guards and got nothing.
The bigs are a little scrambled too, only this time it's because they're all so great. Neon's is only the fourth player on record to hit 21, joining 4.0 Magic Johnson, Oscar Robertson, and Stanley Robinson. But even that prowess isn't enough to unseat defending champion Finals MVP Firsto Picko with 19. Dolph's 17 in any other year would be astonishing for a big, and he really should have been bumped to second team for one of the Big Two, but getting the three of them in is hard and the voters made a reasonably good job of it.
After that there's a lot of bigs in a muddle, picking three out of any of Gallatin, Ayton, Mikan, Griner, Haynes, and the best two way big in the league would be fine. So the voters naturally decided to gag for Gragg. Apparently you can take the Kings out of Kansas but you can't take the bleedin' Kansas out of the Kings.
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All-NBA by WS Rank:
PG: 1, 2, 4
SG: 5(!), 3, 2
SF: x, 1, 6 (Reddish would be #1 of SF)
PF: 2, 3, x (Gragg would be #8 of PF)
C: x, 1, x (Firsto would be #2 of C, so would Ayton but behind Firsto)
Sexton wasn't #2 in Win Shares. That was Firsto Picko, who was also the top Win Share player on a top two team in either conference. But hey, nobody said sim league awards were a meritocracy.
Sexton also wasn't #1 in Win Shares. That was The People's MVP, "Big Nobel" Neon Boudeaux, who wasn't even All-NBA First Team, which brings us to the hinky positions, but first, congrats on the grand theft dump buck wire fraud conspiracy to commit larceny, Timberwolves. If you think the long arm of American justice can't reach to Canada you're sorely mistaken, eh?
We are missing about 8% of box scores this year so there could be some shuffling. With that said Butch McRae not making it is blatant bias against the small town I95 corridor and yet more indisputable evidence as if we needed it of the crooked lame stream ivory tower central coast mafia running (or is it ruining?) the awards process. Similar snub for McDermott, who comfortably posted the fourth best total Win Shares of guards and got nothing.
The bigs are a little scrambled too, only this time it's because they're all so great. Neon's is only the fourth player on record to hit 21, joining 4.0 Magic Johnson, Oscar Robertson, and Stanley Robinson. But even that prowess isn't enough to unseat defending champion Finals MVP Firsto Picko with 19. Dolph's 17 in any other year would be astonishing for a big, and he really should have been bumped to second team for one of the Big Two, but getting the three of them in is hard and the voters made a reasonably good job of it.
After that there's a lot of bigs in a muddle, picking three out of any of Gallatin, Ayton, Mikan, Griner, Haynes, and the best two way big in the league would be fine. So the voters naturally decided to gag for Gragg. Apparently you can take the Kings out of Kansas but you can't take the bleedin' Kansas out of the Kings.
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point guards
18.7 Collin Sexton
17.3 Brain Winter
15.3 Bobby McDermott
11.1 Max Zaslofsky
10.6 Gam-Zish Tibernes
9.8 Quincy McCall
9.2 Jordan McLaughlin
8.9 Rowdy Eavenson
8.4 Shamorie Ponds
7.4 Benji Hammon
6.7 Ulaakees Galmuseeth
6.7 Dan Cortezzee
6.6 Elle Okobo
6.1 Barry Obama
5.5 Roy Devyn White
5.0 Sim Boyd
4.6 Jalek Felton
4.4 Omar Little
4.4 Tony Pierce
4.3 Neetnum Nagdorus
4.0 Darrell Floyd
3.8 Sidney Deane
3.6 Aljami Durham
3.4 Sean Bird
3.2 Austin Luke
3.2 Ian Miller
3.1 Devon Hall
2.8 Mark Price
2.4 Bobby Wanzer
2.2 Jevon Carter
2.1 Troy Brown
2.1 Jaron Willis
1.9 Chris Chiozza
1.8 John Stockston
1.6 Sim Dump
1.4 Darrian Ringo
1.4 Nate Mason
1.2 Jon Elmore
1.1 Matt Farrell
1.1 Trevon Duval
1.0 Andy Phillip
1.0 Scoonie Murray
0.9 Michael Jackson
0.8 Dutch Burch
0.8 Rob Gray
0.8 Dwayne Washington
0.6 Prince Rogers Nelson
0.6 Nicklaus Templeton
0.5 Emmett Naar
0.1 Bob Davies
0.1 Ayo Dosunmu
0.0 Johnny Logan
-0.1 Duane Notice
-0.1 Markell Johnson
-0.1 Johnny Dawkins
-0.1 Devonte Graham
-0.2 Brian Beard Jr
-0.3 Page Savva
-0.5 Immanuel Quickley
-0.5 Bryant McIntosh
-0.6 Brian Newell
-0.6 Fred Scolari
-0.7 Tra Holder
-1.0 Joseph Chartouny
-1.4 Landry Shametshooting guards
16.5 Cameron Reddish
13.9 Clarence Withers
12.8 Daniel Taurasi
12.7 Butch McRae
12.1 Gary Bossert
9.3 Tyler Blevins
9.2 Malcolm Moore
8.9 Jesus Shuttlesworth
8.2 Jackie Moon
7.7 Nick Diaz
7.0 Juan Keaney
6.7 Tank Selvy
6.5 Nick King
5.8 Eligin Baylor
5.6 Jimmy Chitwood
5.2 Mikal Bridges
5.1 Miles Bridges
4.4 Jalen Brunson
4.1 Romeo Langford
3.8 Ed Monix
3.7 Grayson Allen
3.7 RJ Cole
3.6 Pete Holzman
3.5 Krombopulos Michael
3.5 Jared Terrell
3.3 Kenny Walker
3.2 Jeff Hornacek*
3.0 Shavon Shields
2.9 Hassani Gravett
2.5 Devin Lonc
2.4 O'Shae Brissett
2.3 Juwanna Mann
2.2 Luka Doncic
2.1 Marcquise Reed
2.0 Marcus Foster
2.0 Chink Crossin
1.9 Carl Braun
1.7 Scootsie Doubleday
1.7 Meadowlark Lemon
1.6 Lagerald Vick
1.5 Tanner Cousy
1.3 Mustapha Heron
1.3 Terance Mann
1.3 Cassius Winston
1.2 Thomas Wilder
1.2 Whitey Von Nieda
1.1 Josh Okogie
1.0 Jacob Evans
1.0 Carsen Edwards
0.8 Red Holzman
0.8 Dick O'Keefe
0.6 Lavar Ball
0.5 Shake Milton
0.5 Cyril Cooper
0.4 Tony Carr
0.3 Kevaughn Allen
0.3 Kendrick Nunn
0.3 Trae Young
0.2 Billy Hoyle
0.2 Buddy Jeannette
0.2 Khyri Thomas
0.1 Damien Carter
0.1 Drazen Petrovic
0.1 Bob Feerick
0.1 Malik Newman
0.1 Steve Mitchell
0.1 Jaylen Adams
0.1 Theo Pinson
0.0 Jaylen Barford
0.0 Justin Wright-Foreman
-0.1 Jesse Epstein
-0.2 John Petty
-0.5 Gary Trent Jr.
-0.8 Allonzo Triersmall forwards
13.7 Elvis Delle Donne
13.4 Jake Shuttlesworth
9.2 Peyton Gragg
9.2 Keita Bates-Diop
7.9 Luke Maye
7.9 Isaac Bonga
7.2 Sekou Doumbouya
7.0 Guy Beahm
6.8 Yante Maten
6.8 Yante Maten*
6.8 Gerald Martin Johanssen
6.6 Ricky Roe
6.2 Jim Halpert
5.9 Chalky Studebaker
5.8 Kevin Knox
5.3 Bill Murray
5.1 Killian Tillie
5.0 Athansios Cathasach
5.0 Len Bias
4.7 Kelan Martin
4.6 RJ Barrett
4.2 Timo Cruz
4.1 Benji Wilson
4.1 Chuck Person
4.0 Gary Clark
3.8 Ron Harper
3.7 Dean Wade
3.7 Jim Pollard
3.6 Tevin Mack
2.9 Shu Shuvington
2.8 Saleh Winabi
2.8 Quade Green
2.8 Markis McDuffie
2.4 Riley Steele
2.3 Braxton Key
2.3 Sandor Clegane
2.3 Caleb Martin
2.2 Isidoro Meyers
2.1 Matisse Thybulle
2.1 Jason Lyle
1.9 Chandler Hutchison
1.9 Kevin Hervey
1.8 Alredick Hughes
1.8 Vincent Edwards
1.7 Kostas Antetokounmpo
1.4 Borat Sagdiyev
1.4 Quinndary Weatherspoon
1.3 Bones McKinney
1.3 PJ Washington
1.2 Halawi Winabi
1.2 Kyle Alexander
1.2 Buck Johnson
1.2 Trevon Bluiett
1.1 Alexis Antetokounmpo
1.0 Shannon Swoopes
0.8 Jontay Porter
0.6 Kendall Stephens
0.5 Kyle Guy
0.5 Chuck Chuckovits
0.4 Terrence Catchings
0.3 Anfernee Simons
0.3 Cedric Henderson*
0.3 Danjel Purifoy
0.2 Glenn Jacobs
0.2 Rodions Kurucs
0.2 Kenrich Williams
0.1 Walter Hardaway
0.1 David Wingate
0.0 VJ King
-0.1 Michael Snaer
-0.5 Kassius Robertsonpower forwards
18.7 Firsto Picko
16.7 Dolph Schayes
14.9 Harry Gallatin
14.5 DeAndre Ayton
13.1 George Mikan
9.5 Jon Pierce
9.4 Leonard Leslie
8.7 Giuseppe Longfellow
8.6 Donta Hall
7.9 Rui Hachimura
7.6 Cameron Parker
7.5 Jan Michael Vincent
7.2 Trendon Watford
6.8 Scoonie Saperstein
6.6 Mark Alarie
6.3 Mohamed Bamba
6.2 Zion Williamson
6.1 Marvin Bagley III
5.9 Bol Bol
4.7 Cracker McCallahan
4.7 Laurence Jackson
4.4 Clifford Smith
4.0 Joe Fulks
3.8 Dennis Rodman
3.8 Jeff Roberson
3.7 Dwight McGhee
3.7 Shareef O'Neal
3.6 Wendell Carter Jr.
3.5 Corey Woods
3.5 Spooky Skeleton
3.3 Jeff Murray
3.3 Kenny Gattison
2.5 Junior Battle
2.3 Chris Washburn
2.1 James Thompson IV
2.1 Black Bush
1.9 Mystic Stone
1.9 Juwan Morgan
1.8 Anfernee McLemore
1.7 Zhaire Smith
1.7 Kenyon Stone
1.7 Elijah Thomas
1.6 DJ Hogg
1.5 Damien Mama
1.5 Ed Sadowski
1.4 Russell Jones
1.3 Udoka Azubuike
1.1 Marcus Bol
1.0 Salami Brometheus
1.0 Moritz Wagner
1.0 Moritz Wagner*
0.9 Hoot Gibson
0.7 Paul Paulicap
0.6 Odin James
0.6 Jimmy Graham
0.3 Jaren Jackson Jr
0.2 Nick Ward
0.2 Mike Novak
0.1 Dean Cain
0.1 Sterling Manley
0.1 Michael Porter Jr
0.1 Brian Bowen
0.1 Bulbs Ehlers
0.1 Robert Williams
0.0 Donte Grantham
-1.0 Markieff Eatoncenters
21.0 Neon Boudeaux
13.8 Brandon Griner
12.8 Stephon Templeton
12.0 Stan Haynes
11.7 Jock Landale
9.4 Paul Young Thomas
8.4 DJ Rony
7.7 Karim Shabazz
7.6 Theodosios Cathasach
6.9 Arvydas Sabonis
6.6 Simisola Shittu
6.5 Kobe Maggette
6.4 Scotty Poodles
5.8 Faye Vincent Reagan
5.4 Sum Ting Wong
5.2 Tacko Fall
5.1 Nick Richards
5.0 Christ Koumadje
4.6 Bonzie Colson
4.6 Ed Mikan
4.5 Mountain Dew Camacho
4.5 Brad Daugherty
4.5 Kevin Duckworth
4.5 Goga Bitadze
4.3 Mike Daum
4.1 Jake Pelkington
3.8 George Kok
3.8 Leroy Edwards
3.7 Brandon McCoy
3.6 Jarred Vanderbilt
3.6 Slim Charles
3.5 Rokas Gustys
3.5 Sagaba Konate
3.4 Tryggvi Hlinason
3.3 Kenny George
2.7 Desean Murray
2.6 Hank Hill
2.6 Tyler Davis
2.5 Alex Reese
2.5 Roy Tarpley
2.3 Ajdin Penava
2.1 Devontae Cacok
1.9 Richard Richards
1.9 Paul Wight
1.8 Kenny Wooten
1.8 Tobi Oyedeji
1.4 Panagiotis Fasoulas
1.4 John Egbunu
1.4 John Smith
1.3 Anas Mahmoud
1.3 Chandler Chandler
1.1 Christopher Robin
1.1 Gregor Clegane
1.1 Tai Wynward
0.9 Allister Baratheon
0.6 Jerod Kundla
0.6 Paschal Chukwu
0.6 Daniel Giddens
0.6 Khadeem Lattin
0.5 Darius Bazley
0.4 Herb Jones
0.3 Austin Wiley
0.3 William Bedford
0.2 Marques Bolden
0.2 Don Barksdale
0.2 Zeus Shuttlesworth
0.0 Yirmiyaho Iair
0.0 Scott Meents
0.0 Salado Valarado
0.0 Augusto Binelli
-0.9 John Salley
