Reggie Theus found beaten and battered on Atlanta roadside.
Sept 3, 2020 21:04:08 GMT
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Post by Muzunga on Sept 3, 2020 21:04:08 GMT
Reggie Theus was so disgusted with his performance in game 7 of the first round of the playoffs this year (when he literally choked on a dick at half court) that he left the locker room early and started his lonely walk of shame home by himself.
After festering in a pool of anger and despair ( all pointed at Theus) the team finally got in the bus and started their journey to the airport. They saw Reggie walking along the side of the road and did a little okey doke by pretending to invite him on the bus, only to reverse course to take to turns beating the shit out of him with a pillow bag full of hard soap. He was found the next morning in a ditch barely alive.
Reggie is looking forward to putting this behind him, working hard and helping the Hornets next season. Buzz city for life.
After festering in a pool of anger and despair ( all pointed at Theus) the team finally got in the bus and started their journey to the airport. They saw Reggie walking along the side of the road and did a little okey doke by pretending to invite him on the bus, only to reverse course to take to turns beating the shit out of him with a pillow bag full of hard soap. He was found the next morning in a ditch barely alive.
Reggie is looking forward to putting this behind him, working hard and helping the Hornets next season. Buzz city for life.
