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Post by 👨🏼⚕️delapandemic🚑 on Sept 2, 2020 15:52:46 GMT
Welcome to fabulous Las Vegas for the 2043 Season Awards, as voted on by the GMs of TMBSL 5.0! First let's hit the red carpet and see who's who:
Now let's head inside and join the opening act, already in progress, it's KINA GRANNIS singing [insert name of Kina Grannis song here]!!! Now here's our host! TGS's Tracy Jordan!! "Your Boos Are Not Scaring Me. I Know Most Of You Are Not Ghosts!"
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Post by 👨🏼⚕️delapandemic🚑 on Sept 2, 2020 16:10:18 GMT
Our first award is for Coach of the Year
And the winner is.... Congrats skrouse
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Post by 👨🏼⚕️delapandemic🚑 on Sept 2, 2020 16:10:52 GMT
Coaches barely do any real work... the players are procured by the super important Executive of the YearAnd the winner is.... Congrats jhb
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Post by 👨🏼⚕️delapandemic🚑 on Sept 2, 2020 16:11:38 GMT
We are close to defeating the robots. To finally complete that takeover, we need more competition for the next award... the Minor League Player of the YearAnd the winner is.... our first 2x winner of this award! Congrats TimPig
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Post by 👨🏼⚕️delapandemic🚑 on Sept 2, 2020 16:12:17 GMT
We all look to be better people today than we were yesterday. This young man excelled above all of us and all of his peers this season, up next is the Most Improved PlayerAnd the winner is.... Congrats 👨🏼⚕️delapandemic🚑
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Post by 👨🏼⚕️delapandemic🚑 on Sept 2, 2020 16:13:25 GMT
Glue holds each of us together on the inside... or maybe tendons and ligaments? Listen... I'm not a doctor. Up next is the Glue Guy of the YearAnd the winner is.... now a 3x winner... Congrats Logan
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Post by 👨🏼⚕️delapandemic🚑 on Sept 2, 2020 16:14:53 GMT
We are all a team and we need our bench players to help out when the starters are tapped out. The next award is for the Sixth Man of the YearAnd the winner is.... Congrats skrouse
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Post by 👨🏼⚕️delapandemic🚑 on Sept 2, 2020 16:15:52 GMT
Lack of experience isn't always a bad thing. We all need the youth to step up. The next award is for Rookie of the Year And the winner is (by not a unanimous decision).... Congrats Majic
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Post by 👨🏼⚕️delapandemic🚑 on Sept 2, 2020 16:17:33 GMT
Our penultimate award for the evening represents a changing of the guard... and the only unanimous winner of the night. The Defensive Player of the Year, for the first time in our awards history, will not go to Clint Capela. Instead, the winner is... Congrats skrouse
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Post by 👨🏼⚕️delapandemic🚑 on Sept 2, 2020 16:18:40 GMT
One titan has fallen... will another? The big one, owned by King James for the past 4 years, is the Most Valuable Player award. The winner is.... The King is dead! Love live the King! Congrats jhb
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Post by 👨🏼⚕️delapandemic🚑 on Sept 2, 2020 16:21:43 GMT
Per the request of the Harlem GM, the vote totals will be posted annually following the awards show. Let's open up the briefcase and check the totals.... Coach of the Yearskrouse - 6 delap - 1 Exec of the Yearjhb - 5 ward - 2 Minor League Player of the YearOkafar - 5 Tolbert - 2 Most ImprovedRose - 4 Shelden Williams - 2 Simmons - 1 GlueCooper - 4 Carney - 2 Siakam - 1 6th ManDarko - 4 Zo' - 3 Rookie of the YearEwing - 6 Malone - 1 Defensive Player of the YearDeAndre Jordan - 7 MVPGarnett - 4 LeBron - 3
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Post by Logan on Sept 2, 2020 16:26:33 GMT
35k
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Post by jhb on Sept 2, 2020 16:29:05 GMT
40k
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Post by troybarnes on Sept 2, 2020 17:09:10 GMT
40k
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Post by skrouse on Sept 2, 2020 17:09:19 GMT
Woot! What a haul for the Magic!
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