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Post by 👨🏼⚕️delapandemic🚑 on Aug 15, 2020 17:58:39 GMT
Welcome to fabulous Las Vegas for the 2041 Season Awards, as voted on by the GMs of TMBSL 5.0! First let's hit the red carpet and see who's who:
Now let's head inside and join the opening act, already in progress, it's KINA GRANNIS singing [insert name of Kina Grannis song here]!!!
Our host for the evening is Dr. Tony Fauci!
"Welcome all, let's wear masks, remain apart, and get out of here as quickly as possible so we don't die. Without further ado, here are the winners!" |
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Post by 👨🏼⚕️delapandemic🚑 on Aug 15, 2020 18:26:47 GMT
Our first award is for Coach of the YearAnd the winner is....  Congrats wee2dee |
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Post by 👨🏼⚕️delapandemic🚑 on Aug 15, 2020 18:28:36 GMT
Coaches barely do any real work... the players are procured by the super important Executive of the YearAnd the winner is....  Congrats Logan |
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Post by 👨🏼⚕️delapandemic🚑 on Aug 15, 2020 18:29:49 GMT
We are close to defeating the robots. To finally complete that takeover, we need more competition for the next award... the Minor League Player of the YearAnd the winner is....  Congrats TimPig |
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Post by 👨🏼⚕️delapandemic🚑 on Aug 15, 2020 18:31:11 GMT
We all look to be better people today than we were yesterday. This young man excelled above all of us and all of his peers this season, up next is the Most Improved PlayerAnd the winner is....  Congrats Muzunga |
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Post by 👨🏼⚕️delapandemic🚑 on Aug 15, 2020 18:32:30 GMT
Glue holds each of us together on the inside... or maybe tendons and ligaments? Listen... I'm an epidemiologist, not an internist. Up next is the Glue Guy of the YearAnd the winner is....  Congrats Logan |
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Post by 👨🏼⚕️delapandemic🚑 on Aug 15, 2020 18:33:52 GMT
We are all a team and we need our bench players to help out when the frontline workers are tapped out. Wear a mask. The next award is for the Sixth Man of the YearAnd the winner is....  Congrats jhb |
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Post by 👨🏼⚕️delapandemic🚑 on Aug 15, 2020 18:35:00 GMT
Lack of experience isn't always a bad thing. We all need the youth to step up. The next award is for Rookie of the YearAnd the winner is....  Congrats 👨🏼⚕️delapandemic🚑 |
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Post by 👨🏼⚕️delapandemic🚑 on Aug 15, 2020 18:36:25 GMT
You all know the drill. Back again for Defensive Player of the YearAnd the winner is....  Congrats Logan |
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Post by 👨🏼⚕️delapandemic🚑 on Aug 15, 2020 18:37:50 GMT
And finally, the big one. This award was decided by a coin flip held earlier in the night after the top two vote-getters tied. The best player in the league... the Most Valuable PlayerAnd the winner is....  Congrats TimPig |
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Post by 👨🏼⚕️delapandemic🚑 on Aug 15, 2020 18:42:27 GMT
Per the request of the Harlem GM, the vote totals will be posted annually following the awards show. Let's open up the briefcase and check the totals....  Coach of the YearWard - 5 jhb - 2 Exec of the YearOdin - 5 jhb - 1 delap - 1 Minor League Player of the YearOkafar - 4 Zukauskas - 2 Lyles - 1 Most ImprovedLou - 4 Turiaf - 3 GlueCooper - 6 MKG - 1 6th ManHibbert - 4 Zo' - 2 Serge - 1 Rookie of the YearBlackman - 4 Aguirre - 2 Darnell V. - 1 Defensive Player of the YearCapela - 6 DeAndre - 1 MVPLeBron - 3 Embiid - 3 Garnett - 1 |
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Post by Logan on Aug 15, 2020 20:58:11 GMT
40k even though zukauskas > okafor
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Post by skrouse on Aug 15, 2020 20:59:21 GMT
45 k
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Post by wee2dee on Aug 15, 2020 21:08:20 GMT
40k
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Post by Druce on Aug 15, 2020 22:31:22 GMT
How on earth people voted Lou Williams over turiaf for most improved is beyond me
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Post by skrouse on Aug 15, 2020 23:33:47 GMT
How on earth people voted Lou Williams over turiaf for most improved is beyond me  |
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Post by Logan on Aug 15, 2020 23:35:13 GMT
skrouse should be suspended from sending votes
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Post by eric on Aug 16, 2020 1:06:07 GMT
not bad, aaron gordon, not bad at all
that looks like a lake forest performance to me, and if i had to guess given the guitar it would be Throw it Away
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