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Post by 👨🏼⚕️delapandemic🚑 on Jul 28, 2020 17:10:52 GMT
Welcome to fabulous Las Vegas for the 2041 Season Awards, as voted on by the GMs of TMBSL 5.0! First let's hit the red carpet and see who's who:
Now let's head inside and join the opening act, already in progress, it's KINA GRANNIS singing [insert name of Kina Grannis song here]!!!  Our host for the evening is former GM, the Norse God Odin!
"A serpent came crawling (but) it destroyed no one when Woden took nine twigs of glory, (and) then struck the adder so that it flew into nine (pieces). There archived apple and poison that it never would re-enter the house."
[nervous crickets]
"Here are the winners!"
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Post by 👨🏼⚕️delapandemic🚑 on Jul 28, 2020 17:15:30 GMT
Up first, the Coach of the Year!!!JHB, going for the 3peat... but no (he received 0 votes), it is a new winner in Mr. pointyegg Congratulations! |
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Post by 👨🏼⚕️delapandemic🚑 on Jul 28, 2020 17:16:33 GMT
Next, the Executive of the Year!!!The man who saved basketball in Canada, your winner is Mr. Druce Congratulations! |
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Post by 👨🏼⚕️delapandemic🚑 on Jul 28, 2020 17:18:20 GMT
We let some players play WITH robots! What a world! Up next is the Minor League Player of the Year!!!In an alllmost unanimous win, the winner is Montrezl Harrell of the Pittsburgh Condors 👨🏼⚕️delapandemic🚑 Congratulations! |
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Post by 👨🏼⚕️delapandemic🚑 on Jul 28, 2020 17:20:19 GMT
Glue is what holds together our favorite furniture, clothing, and macaroni art. It also holds together basketball teams. Up next, the Glue Guy of the Year!!!This year's winner is one of 3 (spoiler!) winners from the 51st state. It's Theo Ratliff of the Vancouver Grizzlies! Druce  Congratulations! |
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Post by 👨🏼⚕️delapandemic🚑 on Jul 28, 2020 17:22:14 GMT
Some people get better with age, like a fine wine... but I guess some people are also 2nd year players and just get better because they are young... up next, your Most Improved Player!!!The winner falls into the 2nd category... it's Chris Paul of the Chicago Bulls!!! TimPig Congratulations! |
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Post by 👨🏼⚕️delapandemic🚑 on Jul 28, 2020 17:24:14 GMT
Some guys just aren't good enough to start. But they are still pretty good! Your 6th Man of the Year!!!In the closest voting of all awards, another win for a Grizzly! It's Kevin Love of the Vancouver Grizzlies Druce Congratulations! |
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Post by 👨🏼⚕️delapandemic🚑 on Jul 28, 2020 17:26:01 GMT
Rookies are an important part of the league, especially for GMs who like cheap labor. The next award is for the Rookie of the Year!!!Easy choice, and the only unanimous winner tonight, it's Karl-Anthony Towns of the Harlem Globetrotters! wee2dee Congratulations! |
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Post by 👨🏼⚕️delapandemic🚑 on Jul 28, 2020 17:27:50 GMT
Defense is not just the thing around your house, it's also the prevention of scoring from the opposing team. It is now time to award the Defensive Player of the Year!!!Almost unanimous, falling 1 vote short, this year's winner is a 3peat winner (unlike jhb)... it's Clint Capela of the Charlotte Bobcats! Logan Congratulations! |
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Post by 👨🏼⚕️delapandemic🚑 on Jul 28, 2020 17:29:31 GMT
And finally, it's the big one. The final award of the night is for the Most Valuable Player!!!3x winner (unlike jhb), all for the same team (unlike Capela)... it's the King himself, Mr. LeBron James of the Chicago Bulls! TimPig Congratulations and good night! Tip your servers! |
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Post by Druce on Jul 28, 2020 17:44:26 GMT
Go Grizz.
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Post by TimPig on Jul 28, 2020 17:54:17 GMT
CP3 couldn't even get a new suit for this year's show?
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Post by 👨🏼⚕️delapandemic🚑 on Jul 28, 2020 17:55:41 GMT
CP3 couldn't even get a new suit for this year's show?
Pay the man more.
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Post by pointyegg on Jul 28, 2020 21:41:07 GMT
Thanks fellas. Honored is an understatement
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Post by pointyegg on Jul 28, 2020 21:41:17 GMT
25k
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Post by TimPig on Jul 28, 2020 21:58:34 GMT
25k
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Post by Logan on Jul 28, 2020 22:01:31 GMT
25k
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Post by andrewluck on Jul 28, 2020 22:11:39 GMT
Fun read. 25k
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Post by TimPig on Jul 28, 2020 22:18:21 GMT
25k
Really proud of Chris Paul for taking home the hardware after being a write-in of sorts.
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Post by Logan on Jul 28, 2020 23:28:05 GMT
tim, i dont think you get to vote twice
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Post by TimPig on Jul 28, 2020 23:30:45 GMT
tim, i dont think you get to vote twice Sorry I was super high |
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Post by 👨🏼⚕️delapandemic🚑 on Jul 29, 2020 0:10:30 GMT
tim, i dont think you get to vote twice Sorry I was super high :eyes: |
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