Pack your Bags BK and team leaves to go to the WC
Feb 12, 2020 19:03:52 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Feb 12, 2020 19:03:52 GMT
Pack your bags, folks!
BK and his best players are leaving early to go on a sweet vacation.
While BK will be in Washigton, Oregon, and California, he has purchased a one-way ticket for some of his star players to go visit the lovely Cali-4-Ni-A later this week.
Mark Eaton, Calvin Natt, and Sleepy Floyd are southern california bound, as they prepare to soak up some sun while the Blackhawks continue their winning ways.
Approached by our local reporter we interviewed the players and inquired as to the suspect timing of the vacation, as well as their plans.
"I plan to eat as much mexican food as I possibly can" - Mark Eat'em
"I plan to take as many siestas as possible" - Sleepy Floyd
"I plan to ... Natt ... with as many local chicas as possible" - Calvin Natt
"Wow", says our reporter, "all of those are dumb and some of them are offensive".
"What did you expect" says BK
"Why are you sending all of your players on vacations, GM BK?" says the reporter
"Well, I will be gone for the next few weeks, so without my guidance clearly it would be impossible for our team to make a run in the playoffs. Also I don't have to pay any of the players when I send them on vacation as they are paid through other tangible assets (see above). This is totally legal, thanks eric"
By this point everyone knows what BK is doing, sending his players down, at the expense of the team and the fans this season, to save cap space for the upcoming free agency period.
By this point you really regret reading this far and should probably just stop now.
