Post by Deleted on Jan 22, 2020 18:43:53 GMT
These are predictions about bad things that will happen to you from me, a dick
PreDICKtion 1: The Hawks will lose in the 1st round after having a successful regular season.
The Hawks are blocking fewer shots per game than anyone but the shitter squads and the 76ers. Success = Not sustainable
PreDICKtion 2: The Chicago Bulls will lose before the Finals yet again.
Marcus Camby is getting major minutes for his team and that's not going to fly in 5.0
bonus: Imagine paying Draymond green 8m a year and not having him on your depth chart
PreDICKtion 3: This is the last hurrah for the Orlando Magic
Tracy McGrady/Walt Bellamy will most likely not be returning, and he won't be able to sign anyone else with 3 albatross contracts this offseason.
PreDICKtion 4: Dallas Mavericks are in no-mans land again
They brought Kyrie back to fuck their cap space, all while likely losing LaPhonso or Big Baby this offseason. All of this to have a worse SRS than the Blackhawks who are probably gonna sign Ellis.
PreDICKtion 5: Another year, another playoff loss without a ring for Globetrotters
They just don't have the firepower with MKG, Fat Lover, Big Al, and Shareef contributing so many minutes to their totals. On the positive side, he could manage a first round upset of the Blackhawks if he can keep the score low.
PreDICKtion 6: Mike won't even read this
or this
PreDICKtion 7: Well at least Majic drafted well to make up for putting together such a shitty team
Oh wait
BONUS PreDICKtion: The Heat will miss the playoffs
That's why it's a bonus I did all the other people in the playoffs
One More BONUS PreDICKtion: Newguy is an alt
and I know who it is
