Post by Deleted on Jan 19, 2020 20:17:28 GMT
1: “I traded him for Latrell Spewell” that’s what Odin said about the Waiters salary dump. Currently leading the league in steals per game I think we found the real reason odin is mad.
2: This is me after getting greg oden for 1.3
3: Speaking of happy BK wtf Calvin Natt has me Calvin Nutt
Calvin Natt SF 12 24.7 16.1 6.1 0.7 1.2 0.3 1.1 .614 .775 .600
Where is your god now
4: Jerry Lucas PF 14 36.4 38.4 13.9 3.8 0.9 0.1 2.5 .551 .941 .400
Jerry Lucas is a robot and not one of the bad ones. He has to account for .300 fractionals by himself.
5: Tim Breaux is probably going to get a 1yr 10m deal this offseason.
6: Was last season the last season the Pistons make the playoffs? Where will Bill Russell play next season? We know Mike isn't going to send in any bids.
Would be cool if he was the first player that would get retirement insurance, but not sure Mike even knows that exists.
7. Bill Laimbeer C 13 25.2 10.8 7.2 1.5 0.5 0.8 0.5 .479 .527 .000
Why did he fall so far? This guy is fucking good. Everyone here is a terrible drafter. The only other player I had in consideration when I took Natt.
8. Shareef Abdur-Rahim PF 14 16.0 5.6 4.6 0.8 0.4 0.9 1.0 .544 .571 .000
My sneaky pick for the ring this year is the Globetrotters. Shareef has gotten shit on every year (with Timpig famously telling him he isn't even worth minutes on his team), but he's going to make sure this Globetrotters team get's the last laugh in the playoffs.
9. Speaking of the Trotters Magic is a little dissappointing:
Magic Johnson PG 15 35.1 15.4 6.1 9.9 1.3 0.1 2.2 .462 .782 .250
He could obviously still grow a lot, but I think ward and everyone else was maybe hoping for someone a little better than Oscar in the foreseeable future.
10. The Magic are on top of the standings right now! They traded away all of their depth but who needs Damian Lilliard when you have Tim Legler and Kyle Macy?
11. Kyrie Irving continuing to bring home the awards. Can we just call him the best sim player of all time now? Has anyone ever received more PotWs?
12. Just leaving this here for more lulz:
Latrell Sprewell SG 16 37.8 16.4 5.4 3.0 1.3 0.4 1.5 .437 .889 .308
"he's not even pg eligible"
13. Another player who NEEDS retirement insurance:
David Robinson C 14 31.9 27.9 12.7 2.1 1.1 2.7 1.9 .509 .883 .000
How is he still playing at this level, and why are the Trailblazers so bad while he's doing it?
14. This guy went 3 picks ahead of Natt:
Sidney Moncrief SG 14 35.1 11.5 5.0 3.5 0.9 0.4 2.3 .450 .963 .290
And this guy one pick:
James Donaldson C 14 16.1 9.5 5.1 0.2 0.5 0.5 0.9 .560 .512 .000
15. Juwan Howard PF 16 25.6 8.1 8.9 1.6 0.8 2.1 0.8 .521 .630 .000
Why does this guy not get a lot of money. Who is so bad at this game and why is your name JHB
16. Speaking of JHB he's about to walk into another finals with God Shammgod/Kendall Marshall at point guard.
Maybe people will finally stop spending draft capital on them?
17.
Tom Gugliotta PF 18 29.9 8.1 7.5 1.3 1.1 0.1 0.9 .463 .677 .550
Chris Bosh PF 18 18.3 7.8 5.7 1.5 0.7 1.2 0.8 .536 .860 .000
Maybe if Kujo learned to set a depth chart we'd take him seriously as a GM
18. I wanted to say something about the Hornets but they are all terrible
