Post by jhb on Nov 5, 2019 0:58:39 GMT
Well, well, well, nothing changes in TMBSL as the Hawks remain on top and once again have the best winning percentage in TMBSL. This is sustainable.
Take 1: “Kyrie is going to be good enough” to hide the fact that Odin can’t seem to figure out who his 2 best wings are.
Anthony Davis continues to not be as good as everyone had expected. Art imitates life?
Take 2: “Kyrie is going to be good enough” to keep Tobias Harris from destroying yet another locker room (something that makes Tim’s title last season even more impressive, fortunately he was wise enough to not let him see much of the floor)
Remember when BK talked Tobias Harris up last offseason as a steal? I remember.
Ndubi Ebi is yet another reminder that the draft a teenager that isn’t already good strategy only works until that first TC crushes your dreams.
Let’s check in on John Havlicek, starter on a very good team after being chucked aside by the Oaks. Which was worse, the Oaks giving up on him or the Heat giving +15 threes to him?
Fuck you, Kyrie.
It would be important to understand and internalize that the Pistons played over 60% of their games to this point against cupcakes before making any comments about them but that completely undermines the point of this article.
Lmao I wonder when Tim is going to realize what a big part of his title Hopson was? Hopefully after a first or second round exit.
Bill Russell nearly averaging a 30-30 through 2 games including one where he sustained an injury is the most impressive thing since Jesuis Herb killed an entire iteration of sim league.
There’s a joke here somewhere about a Draymond/KD fight explaining why Draymond is the only player on the Pistons playing like shit so far.
Shawn Kemp is aging like a fine hard seltzer (widely recognized as the best alcoholic beverage).
Jerry West slightly edges out Oscar for the honor of having the best first sim of all future Hawks in the league.
Do you guys think Mike knows that Norm Nixon is the only thing holding him back from being really good? Even if he did, would he be too exhausted to fix that? Probably.
Andre Drummond and Dion Waiters give me a Hugh G. Rection, folks.
I still contend Enes Kanter low-key sucks. Don’t let my playing him be misconstrued as buying in to his bullshit.
Yinka Dare is also sexy and I choose to believe this is who he is from now on.
This Globetrotters team is really fucking good and really fucking deep but hopefully at some point some of that depth gets cashed in to make them really fucking great.
Al Horford is 90% an incredible player but that rebounding is going to keep him from becoming a superstar. Livio 2.0 with some blocks?
I feel like it’s a mistake that Glenn Robinson has the same role on this team as Bradley Beal but I also think we all thought he’d be better by now.
God Shammgod continues to build upon a Hall of Fame career by once again not fucking up and losing games for his much more talented teammates. Yes, as a Hawk.
The 5th Seed of the Century?
The Greatest Fifth Seed of All Time?
The Playoff Road Warriors?
Please submit your recommended team nickname for Tim’s cringy self-aggrandizing wire post.
Do you guys think BK is still disappointed about how stupid he sounded criticizing LeBron?
Unsurprisingly, Jonas is the best player in Chicago.
Shout out to the Blazers for having the best offseason (read: smallest meltdown) of any team that got fucked by Kyrie.
David Robinson continues to be the best big man that doesn’t get nearly the praise he deserves.
It’s a real shame that Grant Hill and Baylor suck, right Majic?
You can do better than stooping to making Scottie Pippen a rotation piece. Give me a call.
Dame is the second best rookie contract PG in the Magic organization.
Kyle Korver (like in 4.0) once again falls incredibly short of producing at the level everyone expected of him. The only difference is no one thought 5.0 Korver would be good.
Will Wilt finally make Skrouse hate himself less for not taking Russell this year? I can’t imagine he will.
We’re maybe half of a disappointing season away from Delap creating burner accounts to defend KD. At least Bernard King looks good enough to have been worth all those picks.
Boogie Cousins is getting a HOF profile the second he retires.
Who else is disappointed they aren’t the team with Will Barton and Charlie Ward locked up long-term? Don’t everyone speak at once.
Big Baby is the most promising player on this team.
Allen Iverson would at least have the B’Hawks in the playoffs [sarcasm/joke].
Oh look another former Hawk is the best player on his new team [serious]. I’ll let the reader decide if I meant Olden or Kawhi or if that distinction even matters.
I know Zaza is good [joke].
I know JoHo is good [serious].
At least the Harrison Barnes pimping will temporarily subside.
I’m going to spend as much time talking about the Bullets as Kn has in the past ten seasons.
After being away for several seasons it is clear that Fecta is BACK.
Carmelo looks true to real life in that he sucks.
Willis Reed, more like Washed Reed.
It’s pretty clear that Fecta hasn’t been paying attention from the fact that he willingly signed Hal Greer to be his backup PG.
That Guy Rodgers sure is overpaid, right BK? Lmao. You coulda had a bad bitch!
Remember when we all pretended Sam Jones was good to be nice to the new guy? We still doing that?
I don’t think the Oaks found their starting small forward of the future this year.
Disclaimer: No hot take in this article is going to get close in heat to the Dwight Howard hot take Odin just posted in shout.
Take 1: “Kyrie is going to be good enough” to hide the fact that Odin can’t seem to figure out who his 2 best wings are.
Anthony Davis continues to not be as good as everyone had expected. Art imitates life?
Take 2: “Kyrie is going to be good enough” to keep Tobias Harris from destroying yet another locker room (something that makes Tim’s title last season even more impressive, fortunately he was wise enough to not let him see much of the floor)
Remember when BK talked Tobias Harris up last offseason as a steal? I remember.
Ndubi Ebi is yet another reminder that the draft a teenager that isn’t already good strategy only works until that first TC crushes your dreams.
Let’s check in on John Havlicek, starter on a very good team after being chucked aside by the Oaks. Which was worse, the Oaks giving up on him or the Heat giving +15 threes to him?
Fuck you, Kyrie.
It would be important to understand and internalize that the Pistons played over 60% of their games to this point against cupcakes before making any comments about them but that completely undermines the point of this article.
Lmao I wonder when Tim is going to realize what a big part of his title Hopson was? Hopefully after a first or second round exit.
Bill Russell nearly averaging a 30-30 through 2 games including one where he sustained an injury is the most impressive thing since Jesuis Herb killed an entire iteration of sim league.
There’s a joke here somewhere about a Draymond/KD fight explaining why Draymond is the only player on the Pistons playing like shit so far.
Shawn Kemp is aging like a fine hard seltzer (widely recognized as the best alcoholic beverage).
Jerry West slightly edges out Oscar for the honor of having the best first sim of all future Hawks in the league.
Do you guys think Mike knows that Norm Nixon is the only thing holding him back from being really good? Even if he did, would he be too exhausted to fix that? Probably.
Andre Drummond and Dion Waiters give me a Hugh G. Rection, folks.
I still contend Enes Kanter low-key sucks. Don’t let my playing him be misconstrued as buying in to his bullshit.
Yinka Dare is also sexy and I choose to believe this is who he is from now on.
This Globetrotters team is really fucking good and really fucking deep but hopefully at some point some of that depth gets cashed in to make them really fucking great.
Al Horford is 90% an incredible player but that rebounding is going to keep him from becoming a superstar. Livio 2.0 with some blocks?
I feel like it’s a mistake that Glenn Robinson has the same role on this team as Bradley Beal but I also think we all thought he’d be better by now.
God Shammgod continues to build upon a Hall of Fame career by once again not fucking up and losing games for his much more talented teammates. Yes, as a Hawk.
The 5th Seed of the Century?
The Greatest Fifth Seed of All Time?
The Playoff Road Warriors?
Please submit your recommended team nickname for Tim’s cringy self-aggrandizing wire post.
Do you guys think BK is still disappointed about how stupid he sounded criticizing LeBron?
Unsurprisingly, Jonas is the best player in Chicago.
Shout out to the Blazers for having the best offseason (read: smallest meltdown) of any team that got fucked by Kyrie.
David Robinson continues to be the best big man that doesn’t get nearly the praise he deserves.
It’s a real shame that Grant Hill and Baylor suck, right Majic?
You can do better than stooping to making Scottie Pippen a rotation piece. Give me a call.
Dame is the second best rookie contract PG in the Magic organization.
Kyle Korver (like in 4.0) once again falls incredibly short of producing at the level everyone expected of him. The only difference is no one thought 5.0 Korver would be good.
Will Wilt finally make Skrouse hate himself less for not taking Russell this year? I can’t imagine he will.
We’re maybe half of a disappointing season away from Delap creating burner accounts to defend KD. At least Bernard King looks good enough to have been worth all those picks.
Boogie Cousins is getting a HOF profile the second he retires.
Who else is disappointed they aren’t the team with Will Barton and Charlie Ward locked up long-term? Don’t everyone speak at once.
Big Baby is the most promising player on this team.
Allen Iverson would at least have the B’Hawks in the playoffs [sarcasm/joke].
Oh look another former Hawk is the best player on his new team [serious]. I’ll let the reader decide if I meant Olden or Kawhi or if that distinction even matters.
I know Zaza is good [joke].
I know JoHo is good [serious].
At least the Harrison Barnes pimping will temporarily subside.
I’m going to spend as much time talking about the Bullets as Kn has in the past ten seasons.
After being away for several seasons it is clear that Fecta is BACK.
Carmelo looks true to real life in that he sucks.
Willis Reed, more like Washed Reed.
It’s pretty clear that Fecta hasn’t been paying attention from the fact that he willingly signed Hal Greer to be his backup PG.
That Guy Rodgers sure is overpaid, right BK? Lmao. You coulda had a bad bitch!
Remember when we all pretended Sam Jones was good to be nice to the new guy? We still doing that?
I don’t think the Oaks found their starting small forward of the future this year.
Disclaimer: No hot take in this article is going to get close in heat to the Dwight Howard hot take Odin just posted in shout.
