2016 - Guy Beahm (HOU) (197 views)

[jhb]

Guy "Dr Disrespect" Beahm

Seattle SuperSonics (2000)
Houston Rockets (2001-2006)
Orlando Magic (2007-2015)

At a Glance 

- Perhaps the greatest G-League player in TMBSL history and the first MVP of G-League
- The greatest undrafted player and sleeper in TMBSL history, somehow going both undrafted in Creation and unsigned in post-Creation FA, not being picked up until post-FA signings by Duc and the Sonics
- Was Player 1 in the software which was maybe a joke on Odin's part or a funny coincidence
- 22nd all-time in career win shares (and one of 26 players at this time to have eclipsed 150 total wins)
- 46th all-time in career WS/48 (finishing with .193 WS/48 for his career)
- 18th all-time in career blocks, 20th all-time in career rebounds, 20th all-time in career fouls, 25th all-time in career minutes played, 26th all-time in career free throws made (33rd in attempts), 33rd all-time in career points scored (finishing just shy of 25000 total), 34th in career field goals made (36th in attempts), 37th all-time in points per true shot attempt (1.172), and 46th in career three pointers made (45th in attempts)
- Was so good at not turning the ball over he finished with less than 1,000 career turnovers despite playing in over 1100 career games

Career Stats 

Years played: 16 (1 in G-League) 

Games played: 1114

Points per game: 22.4

Rebounds per game: 10.0

Assists per game: 1.6

Steals per game: 1.0

Blocks per game: 1.5

Turnovers per game: 0.9

FG%: .490

FT%: .875

3P%: .388



Career Highs

Points: 56
Rebounds: 32
Assists: 7
Steals: 6
Blocks: 8
552 double-doubles

Achievements/Awards

All-Star (4x)
All-League 1st Team (2x)
All-League 3rd Team
All-Defensive 1st Team (4x)
All-Defensive 2nd Team (3x)
Player of the Month
Player of the Week (3x)
Player of the Game (135x)
Rookie of the Year
All-Rookie Team
Rookie Game Participant
G-League MVP

2000 - G-League MVP
2001 - All-Star Rookie Game Participant
2001 - Rookie of the Year
2001 - All-Rookie Team
2004 - All-Defensive Second Team
2005 - All-Star Game Participant
2006 - All-Star Game Participant
2006 - All-League First Team
2006 - All-Defensive Team
2007 - All-Star Game Participant
2007 - All-League First Team
2007 - All-Defensive Second Team
2009 - All-Defensive Team
2010 - All-League Third Team
2010 - All-Defensive Team
2011 - All-Star Game Participant
2011 - All-Defensive Team
2012 - All-Defensive Second Team

Biography 

Height: 6'8"

Weight: 235

College: California

Transactions 

- Went undrafted in the Creation Draft and unsigned in the free agency period following Creation; ultimately was signed to a one year minimum deal by the Seattle Supersonics and was demoted to G-League
- After dominating the G-League, Beahm agreed to a six-year, max contract with the Houston Rockets and their handsome GM
- Following the 2006 season, he elected to sign with the Orlando Magic in free agency, agreeing to a contract worth $93,750,000 over 6 years
- Following the expiration of that deal he offered to resign in Orlando for $51,975,000 over 3 years but was declined; he ultimately agreed to terms on a deal for $13,800,000 over 3 years
- He retired at the expiration of his final deal

[skrouse]

Wow guys, just wow

[TimPig]

Sept 20, 2019 0:41:26 GMT skrouse said:

Wow guys, just wow

He was on teams with Griner and Parker mostly, right?

[skrouse]

Mostly

[TimPig]

I think one of 5.0's better "what if?" moments is WHAT IF the Sonics had called Beahm up from the G-League for the playoffs in 2000?

[jhb]

That was fun to look at but he probably still loses to the Grizzlies, and if not, definitely to the Rockets