Post by TimPig on Jul 22, 2019 16:52:33 GMT
Thank you all for reading the latest issue of Pig Proclaims! Today's edition will focus on a promising new addition to TMBSL, kujo .
User/GM Kujo is reportedly "excited" to be welcomed as TMBSL's newest General Manager
1. First and foremost, thank you for agreeing to do this. I think the big question on everyone's mind is, what's it like to have sex with Fecta's sister?
I'm not at liberty to discuss any of my sexual life. Although I'm a grand Catholic lad and let's hope that speaks for something.
2. Haha but no seriously, tell us all about it.
Praise Basketball Jesus.
3. Great, thank you for the explicit detail. I think I speak for all of us when I say we're glad to have the guy piping Fecta's sister on a nightly basis in the league.
Moving on, tell us about your relationship with basketball. Lifelong fan? Did you play? Favorite team and/or player?
I've been playing basketball for 13 years in some organized way or another, and have always watched highlight tapes of the olds and the news and trying to learn new things or just being fascinated by career highlight videos on YouTube. My favorite team is the Miami Heat, and my favorite player is LeBron James/Pistol Pete.
4. Give us your top 10 NBA players of all time. In order if you can, but if not, that's fine too.
1.LeBron James
2.Michael Jordan
3.Abdul-Jabar
4.Larry Bird
5.Magic Johnson
6. George Gervin
7.Bill Russel
8. Wilt Chaimberlain
9. Dr. J
10. George Mikan
5. What brought you to sim league? Have you participated in an exercise like this before?
I was formally invited by the great TimPig and Fecta to join the sim league as it sounded very interesting as advertised. I have never been the GM of any sort of teams or really played a manager role before.
6. What made you pick the Oakland Oaks?
Bruh, who wants to get beat by a team called the Oakland f*****g Oaks?
7. This league is filled with helpful GMs who will want to see you succeed. Has Fecta offered any advice so far? If so, it may be wise to consider sharing it so that others can encourage you to dismiss it.
He told me to get active on the message boards and chat as well as pay attention to whats going on in season and drafts and trades.
8. Who would you like to see win the 2020 Democratic presidential nomination?
As weird as it is I think I like Bernie simply due to him trying to eliminate a lot of student loan stuff that I think is plaguing the lower classes and something I am currently dealing with.
I would like to think he is looking out for maybe more people I am associated with moreso than the other candidates.
9. Looking at some rosters, any players you can identify now that you'd love to add to your expansion team in a year?
I would say assuming they go unprotected I would like maybe Pau Gasol or Walt Frazier, but we'll see what's available when that time comes around.
10. Have you ever heard of Kina Grannis?
No.
11. Wrong answer. Has Fecta told you how many sim league championships he has won? If so, has he explained to you how he had perhaps the greatest run of luck in sim league history just prior to his dynasty?
Yes, no he just said "Just never forget I have 5 rings and he has 3" in reference to you.
12. I can't say I'm surprised to hear Fecta can't count. I actually have two rings (including last season, in case you didn't notice the board colors and design).
Any closing thoughts you'd like to leave with us?
I'm looking forward to the day the Oakland Oaks are the NBA Champs, and on that day I think everyone will have lost.
User/GM Kujo is reportedly "excited" to be welcomed as TMBSL's newest General Manager
1. First and foremost, thank you for agreeing to do this. I think the big question on everyone's mind is, what's it like to have sex with Fecta's sister?
I'm not at liberty to discuss any of my sexual life. Although I'm a grand Catholic lad and let's hope that speaks for something.
2. Haha but no seriously, tell us all about it.
Praise Basketball Jesus.
3. Great, thank you for the explicit detail. I think I speak for all of us when I say we're glad to have the guy piping Fecta's sister on a nightly basis in the league.
Moving on, tell us about your relationship with basketball. Lifelong fan? Did you play? Favorite team and/or player?
I've been playing basketball for 13 years in some organized way or another, and have always watched highlight tapes of the olds and the news and trying to learn new things or just being fascinated by career highlight videos on YouTube. My favorite team is the Miami Heat, and my favorite player is LeBron James/Pistol Pete.
4. Give us your top 10 NBA players of all time. In order if you can, but if not, that's fine too.
1.LeBron James
2.Michael Jordan
3.Abdul-Jabar
4.Larry Bird
5.Magic Johnson
6. George Gervin
7.Bill Russel
8. Wilt Chaimberlain
9. Dr. J
10. George Mikan
5. What brought you to sim league? Have you participated in an exercise like this before?
I was formally invited by the great TimPig and Fecta to join the sim league as it sounded very interesting as advertised. I have never been the GM of any sort of teams or really played a manager role before.
6. What made you pick the Oakland Oaks?
Bruh, who wants to get beat by a team called the Oakland f*****g Oaks?
7. This league is filled with helpful GMs who will want to see you succeed. Has Fecta offered any advice so far? If so, it may be wise to consider sharing it so that others can encourage you to dismiss it.
He told me to get active on the message boards and chat as well as pay attention to whats going on in season and drafts and trades.
8. Who would you like to see win the 2020 Democratic presidential nomination?
As weird as it is I think I like Bernie simply due to him trying to eliminate a lot of student loan stuff that I think is plaguing the lower classes and something I am currently dealing with.
I would like to think he is looking out for maybe more people I am associated with moreso than the other candidates.
9. Looking at some rosters, any players you can identify now that you'd love to add to your expansion team in a year?
I would say assuming they go unprotected I would like maybe Pau Gasol or Walt Frazier, but we'll see what's available when that time comes around.
10. Have you ever heard of Kina Grannis?
No.
11. Wrong answer. Has Fecta told you how many sim league championships he has won? If so, has he explained to you how he had perhaps the greatest run of luck in sim league history just prior to his dynasty?
Yes, no he just said "Just never forget I have 5 rings and he has 3" in reference to you.
12. I can't say I'm surprised to hear Fecta can't count. I actually have two rings (including last season, in case you didn't notice the board colors and design).
Any closing thoughts you'd like to leave with us?
I'm looking forward to the day the Oakland Oaks are the NBA Champs, and on that day I think everyone will have lost.
