Post by eric on May 20, 2019 19:19:49 GMT
The sim world was rocked today at the news of six-time Regular Season Most Valuable Player Brain Winter's accession to the once-renowned Hall of Fame. While many pointed to Winter's (Winters's'? have someone check this DO NOT PUBLISH) sterling regular season statistics and incomparable regular season accolades not to mention twice winning championships of the much weaker and noticeably less hygienic Western Conference, others decried what they saw as attempts to socially justice engineer a nominally apolitical body and raised concerns over Winterszz' alleged connections to the Utrom of Dimension X and their villainous Techno-Drome.
This ambiguity perhaps motivated the terse statement from league official and known robot sympathizer eric, reading merely "congrats to brain winter, the fifth inductee to The The Main Board Sim League Hall of Fame", although the connection itself is ambiguous as well. Or is it?
Still others reviled what they saw as the same old saw of sawr grapes. "lol @ a No vote" remarked one GM. "i quit, contract my team" added another. The final word went to long time Houston general manager Hans Omepete:
"Webster's defines brain as the portion of the vertebrate central nervous system enclosed in the skull and continuous with the spinal cord through the foramen magnum that is composed of neurons and supporting and nutritive structures, such as glia, and that integrates sensory information from inside and outside the body in controlling autonomic function, such as heartbeat and respiration, in coordinating and directing correlated motor responses, and in the process of learning. I think that about sums it up."
We're not exactly sure what a foramen magnum is (ladies) but one things for sure, we've never seen it during a Playoffs MVP presentation. Makes you think.
This ambiguity perhaps motivated the terse statement from league official and known robot sympathizer eric, reading merely "congrats to brain winter, the fifth inductee to The The Main Board Sim League Hall of Fame", although the connection itself is ambiguous as well. Or is it?
Still others reviled what they saw as the same old saw of sawr grapes. "lol @ a No vote" remarked one GM. "i quit, contract my team" added another. The final word went to long time Houston general manager Hans Omepete:
"Webster's defines brain as the portion of the vertebrate central nervous system enclosed in the skull and continuous with the spinal cord through the foramen magnum that is composed of neurons and supporting and nutritive structures, such as glia, and that integrates sensory information from inside and outside the body in controlling autonomic function, such as heartbeat and respiration, in coordinating and directing correlated motor responses, and in the process of learning. I think that about sums it up."
We're not exactly sure what a foramen magnum is (ladies) but one things for sure, we've never seen it during a Playoffs MVP presentation. Makes you think.