Post by eric on May 3, 2019 20:39:42 GMT
Act I : So Far So Good
Okay Monroe Square Garden is switched onto Kawhi but it's only Marc Gasol over here on the weak side. He's a good not great shooter and isn't at three point range anyway. Jimmy "James" "Actually It's Jimmy" Butler can cheat over a little at the point of attack and I'm in ideal position to rotate over and protect the rim, I mean I literally only have to take one step. Everything's coming up Simmons.
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Act II : Oh No. Oh No Oh No Oh No
Egads! Kawhi Leonard, an elite perimeter scorer, has managed to get by Greg Monroe, slow-footed even for a big man. What to do, what to do? This is such an unexpected eventuality, I'll get really tight to Marc Gasol for some reason, sure at age 34 he's largely ground bound but that's probably a ruse, if I rotate up he'll hammer the alley-oop! Ha! I'm at least three steps ahead of you, Leonard!
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Act III : Enter the Claw; Exeunt the Basket-Ball
Wh-... what?! A "slam" dunk!? Who could have possibly foreseen Kawhi Leonard scoring when given an unimpeded line drive to the "hoop"?? Crikey! There's nothing for it, I'll have to go elbow a much smaller man in the rubbish 'n' giblets.
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Anthony Davis does this all the time too and it drives me crazy.
Vote 5
Okay Monroe Square Garden is switched onto Kawhi but it's only Marc Gasol over here on the weak side. He's a good not great shooter and isn't at three point range anyway. Jimmy "James" "Actually It's Jimmy" Butler can cheat over a little at the point of attack and I'm in ideal position to rotate over and protect the rim, I mean I literally only have to take one step. Everything's coming up Simmons.
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Act II : Oh No. Oh No Oh No Oh No
Egads! Kawhi Leonard, an elite perimeter scorer, has managed to get by Greg Monroe, slow-footed even for a big man. What to do, what to do? This is such an unexpected eventuality, I'll get really tight to Marc Gasol for some reason, sure at age 34 he's largely ground bound but that's probably a ruse, if I rotate up he'll hammer the alley-oop! Ha! I'm at least three steps ahead of you, Leonard!
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Act III : Enter the Claw; Exeunt the Basket-Ball
Wh-... what?! A "slam" dunk!? Who could have possibly foreseen Kawhi Leonard scoring when given an unimpeded line drive to the "hoop"?? Crikey! There's nothing for it, I'll have to go elbow a much smaller man in the rubbish 'n' giblets.
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Anthony Davis does this all the time too and it drives me crazy.
Vote 5
