Post by Deleted on May 1, 2019 18:45:35 GMT
4/30
6:40 pm
This is reporter Krisha Kokinawa reporting live from the Buccaneer's highly publicized "Ring of Honor" induction ceremony.
The guest list was kept very tight-lipped until the actual red carpet. Billy King was the first to arrive in a stretch limousine. Afterwards, stars from all over the world began to arrive. The rumored first public appearance of Lori Loughlin since her court date last week was confirmed, as she arrived alongside her husband to a front row seat. Also in attendance were Yeezy, DJ Khalid, Ethan & Hila, Gomorrah, and Peyton Perkins.
While we do not have direct access to the ceremony, we are hearing that none of the current player's on the upcoming season's roster were in attendance. Rumors have been swirling over who is about to be inducted into the Ring of Honor.
With the retirement of TMBSL 5.0 great, and former Buccaneers Great Peyton Gragg, we had assumed to find him here, but he has yet to show.
7:00pm
Streamer and confetti begin falling from the ceiling. Beachballs are distributed among the audience, along with free alcoholic beverages and lots of second-hand marijuana smoke. It's really a rip-roaring good time in here. We can only wonder when the official ceremonies are going to start.
7:25pm
Dinner is served. You are given a large pot of boiling water and a live lobster. Most of the attendees seem sickened to have to slaughter their own food. Fecta smirks from the corner. DJ Khalid, however, just keeps piling lobster after lobster into his pot "Another one, Another one".
7:55pm
The lights are dim and Billy King walks out onto the stage.
"Ladies and Gentleman, I would like to welcome you to the first and last induction ceremony into the New Orleans Buccanneers Ring of Honor".
Audible gasps fill the room. While this was known to be the first induction ceremony... it is to be the last? What does this mean? Are the Buccaneers relocating again?
It ended up being much much more nefarious than that.
Billy King coughed and then leaned back into the mic:
"I would like to announce the inductment of the greatest person to ever play for this team. They are truly the best player that has ever played for our organization, and no one will ever come close. Because of this, I am awarding:
Bill King
the exclusive spot in the New Orleans Buccaneers Ring of Honor.
Unfortunately, he cannot be here today because of previous commitments. So I will be accepting the reward for him.
Thank you, everyone."
With that, Billy King grabbed the large trophy, and placed it onto the large pedestal at the center of the stage, and with a resounding click, it sank into place. He turned to leave.
I ran to him to try to ask him a question. I had so many. What was going on? Where was Bill King? Why wasn't Gragg being inducted? What was happening?
Then, as I saw the placcard on the trophy up close, what was happening began to dawn on me. The placard on the trophy didn't say Bill King at all, it said Billy King.
I shouted after him:
"Billy! The trophy has YOUR NAME ON IT!"
BK turned on his heel and gave me a glare that i thought only possible by the criminally insane.
"Oops, mb. I'll get that fixed."
And then he disappeared in a poof of smoke.
Taylor Swift's "ME!" begins playing on the speakers.
