Marcus Taylor went +5 States East
Apr 12, 2019 18:12:44 GMT
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Post by eric on Apr 12, 2019 18:12:44 GMT
Fan bases around the country braced for the worst as reports of The Main Board Sim League 2016 Expansion Draft Presented by Tostitos® trickled out on "social" media. The city of Detroit was ablaze, which local authorities attributed to "I mean it could be from losing Manu, but let's be honest it's Detroit, it could be from it being a day in ending in y." The humble blue collar lunchpail ham and eggers of sleepy small town New York could rest easy knowing Firsto Picko would remain unsullied, but what of the rest of the team? Could their magisterial owner's quiet dignity pay dividends one last time in the market-place full of poison-flies and clattering fools?
For one fan base, fear became a reality as by far the best and most decorated and finest smelling player in Maverick history, a Dallas icon renowned all across the great state of that state Dallas is in for his tireless humanitarian work and good cheer, a man dying to stay in the city he and his family of young and innocent children had called home for a decade, a man- the smartest one of the crowd, mind you, who had to sit there and watch ownership fritter his prime away playing nursemaid to a bunch of Reddish-eaters, was controversially left unprotected and unsurprisingly to this reporter was taken with the very first pick of the draft more or less.
"We had another protection!" sobbed an unidentified seven foot tall ger-man with frosted tips on the street as lamenting women picked through the rubble and pulled out their hair.
When reached for comment Taylor's teammates took the unusual step of a notarized group statement:
"Marcus is still a Mav for life, because we are in the valley of death. There's just chaos, and violence, and random unpredictable evil that comes out of nowhere and leaves you in Raleigh. How can there be a God when people live in North Carolina. Not a question. Like and subscribe. Not reading comments."
Not reading comments, indeed.
For one fan base, fear became a reality as by far the best and most decorated and finest smelling player in Maverick history, a Dallas icon renowned all across the great state of that state Dallas is in for his tireless humanitarian work and good cheer, a man dying to stay in the city he and his family of young and innocent children had called home for a decade, a man- the smartest one of the crowd, mind you, who had to sit there and watch ownership fritter his prime away playing nursemaid to a bunch of Reddish-eaters, was controversially left unprotected and unsurprisingly to this reporter was taken with the very first pick of the draft more or less.
"We had another protection!" sobbed an unidentified seven foot tall ger-man with frosted tips on the street as lamenting women picked through the rubble and pulled out their hair.
When reached for comment Taylor's teammates took the unusual step of a notarized group statement:
"Marcus is still a Mav for life, because we are in the valley of death. There's just chaos, and violence, and random unpredictable evil that comes out of nowhere and leaves you in Raleigh. How can there be a God when people live in North Carolina. Not a question. Like and subscribe. Not reading comments."
Not reading comments, indeed.