Mayhem: League executives and Players Union ends up in league contraction.
Jan 23, 2019 1:25:04 GMT
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Post by Mike on Jan 23, 2019 1:25:04 GMT
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TMB SL Gazzette
What should been an usual meeting to arrange details of a new CBA ended up in a huge disaster leading to league's contraction. Stadiums shut down, many teams leaving the league temporarily due to their players not being happy with their paychecks and even janitors from Sacramento were disgusted for what was happening and the smell the facilities of the Kings had so they moved to New Orleans.
If it wasn't for commish Eric("The robot savior") there wouldn't be a league to write about at the moment. In order to clean the mess up, bullshit teams like Nuggets were vanished from the league or relocated/readjusted to find a parity between East and West numbers. Players that were not happy with salary terms have either left the league or retired completely from Basketball.
We were able to reach the end of the discussion and got a few declarations from both parties.
Retired superstar Hakeem Olajuwon wanted to leave the place as fast as possible but we got some words off him:
"Well, Lakers got a ring, this shit had to stop".
Brand new Pistons GM managed to keep most of his previous roster as the Pistons roster had decided to disagree with the new terms.
"Shit, I didn't even like Denver anyways" were his words.
Former Houston Rockets and now retired star Antawn Jamison gave his two cents before speeding off on his car.
"Fuck Chicago".
Last but not least Mavs GM Delap Throws gave some insight of what was discussed in the meeting.
"They wanted to get rid of Charlotte but I had to give up on Neon's brand new banner at our place so it was a big NO. Have you seen the banner yet ? It looks amazing."
With free agency going on at the moment, rosters are just about to shape up and start pre-season. We hope for the best out of this new ERA in the league, we'll see how it goes.
Thanks for reading.
TMB SL Gazzette
What should been an usual meeting to arrange details of a new CBA ended up in a huge disaster leading to league's contraction. Stadiums shut down, many teams leaving the league temporarily due to their players not being happy with their paychecks and even janitors from Sacramento were disgusted for what was happening and the smell the facilities of the Kings had so they moved to New Orleans.
If it wasn't for commish Eric("The robot savior") there wouldn't be a league to write about at the moment. In order to clean the mess up, bullshit teams like Nuggets were vanished from the league or relocated/readjusted to find a parity between East and West numbers. Players that were not happy with salary terms have either left the league or retired completely from Basketball.
We were able to reach the end of the discussion and got a few declarations from both parties.
Retired superstar Hakeem Olajuwon wanted to leave the place as fast as possible but we got some words off him:
"Well, Lakers got a ring, this shit had to stop".
Brand new Pistons GM managed to keep most of his previous roster as the Pistons roster had decided to disagree with the new terms.
"Shit, I didn't even like Denver anyways" were his words.
Former Houston Rockets and now retired star Antawn Jamison gave his two cents before speeding off on his car.
"Fuck Chicago".
Last but not least Mavs GM Delap Throws gave some insight of what was discussed in the meeting.
"They wanted to get rid of Charlotte but I had to give up on Neon's brand new banner at our place so it was a big NO. Have you seen the banner yet ? It looks amazing."
With free agency going on at the moment, rosters are just about to shape up and start pre-season. We hope for the best out of this new ERA in the league, we'll see how it goes.
Thanks for reading.
