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[TimPig]

  

Big Baller Bulls

Recognizing Chicago's elite

Members

#00 Tim Pig - 2000
#10 Miles Bridges - 2019
#43 Dave Lattin - 2029 (retroactive to 2024)
#1 Oscar RObertson - 2040

[TimPig]

  

Baby Back Bitches

Remembering those who have caused irreparable damage to the Chicago Bulls organization

Members

#4 Antawn Jamison - 2006
#21 DeAndre Ayton - 2006 and 2017
#19 Willis Reed - 2029

[TimPig]

Tim Pig
Big Baller Bulls

Years Active: 2000 - Present
Inducted: 2000
Position: Founder, President, Chairman, Owner, CEO, General Manager, Comptroller, TMBSL Chief Financial Officer, Assistant to the Commissioner

At a Glance:

- Founded the Chicago Bulls organization in the year of our Lord 2000 CE
- TMBSL Chief Financial Officer (2000-)
- TMBSL Director of the Department of DCs (2004-)
- TMBSL Deputy Draft Coordinator (2000-2005, 2009-)
- Member, TMBSL Hall of Fame Board of Directors (2010-)
- Pod Save 5.0 Founder and Host (2000-2003)
- TMBSL Chief BK Antagonizer (2008-)

Career Stats through 2034:

Wins: 1,894
Losses: 976
Win %: .660

Playoff Appearances: 26
TMBSL Championships: 7

Achievements:

- Voted eighth (8th) best General Manager in an anonymous poll of TMBSL General Managers
- Only GM in TMBSL History to be elected to the Ring of Honor for two different organizations

Biography:

Height: 187 cm
Weight: 77 kg
College: University of Washington

Transactions:

- Founded the Chicago Bulls organization in the year of our Lord 2000 CE
- Assumed control of the Golden State Warriors organization prior to the 2009 season

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Antawn Jamison
Baby Back Bitches

Bulls Years: 2003 - 2006
Inducted: 2006
Position: Forward

Bulls Stats:

MPG: 33.1
PPG: 23.1
FG%: .522
FT%: .841
3PT%: .279
RPG: 8.1
APG: 1.2
SPG: 0.9
BPG: 0.3
TOPG: 1.1

Bulls Achievements:

- 2003 All-Rookie Team
- 2003 All-Rookie Game Participant
- 2003 Rookie Game MVP
- 2004 All-Rookie Game Participant

Biography:

Height: 6'8
Weight: 240 pounds
College: University of North Carolina

Transactions:

- Drafted by the Chicago Bulls with the 7th pick in the 2003 TMBSL Rookie Draft
- Declined a FULL MAX offer from the Chicago Bulls following the 2006 season in order to sign a regular max contract with Brain Winter and the Houston Rockets

Notes:

- Sent Big Baller Bulls GM TimPig into a frenzy following his departure, leading to the overpay for aging wing Clarence Withers
- Gave no indication of his impending departure, encouraging GM TimPig to trade for aging star Neon Boudeaux prior to his departure, tying up the Bulls' hard cap
- Has made the playoffs one time since departing Chicago
- Together with DeAndre Ayton destroyed a potential Bulls dynasty, allowing the Charlotte Hornets to control the Central Division and Eastern Conference for years to come

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DeAndre Ayton
Baby Back Bitches

Bulls Years: 2005 - 2006; 2012 - 2017
Inducted: 2006
Position: Center

Bulls stats:

MPG: 29.7
PPG: 17.1
FG%: .518
FT%: .780
3PT%: .374
RPG: 10.3
APG: 1.5
SPG: 0.9
BPG: 1.4
TOPG: 1.4

Bulls Achievements:

- 2015 TMBSL Champion
- 2005 All-Star Game Participant
- 2005 All-League First Team

Biography:

Height: 7'1
Weight: 285 pounds
College: University of Arizona

Transactions:

- Acquired from the Milwaukee Bucks in exchange for Mohamed Bamba, Marcus Fizer, AJ Guyton, Jim Halpert, John Petty, and four first round draft picks
- Traded to the Los Angeles Clippers for RJ Cole and four first round draft picks
- Re-acquired in free agency on an MLE in 2012, which was extended for two additional seasons
- Resigned for $4,000,000 per year over two years

Notes:

- After an outstanding initial half season with the Bulls, experienced perhaps the worst year and a half of his career between 2006 and 2007 seasons before being traded
- Decimated a young up-and-coming Bulls roster of trade assets
- Was acquired for a package that included the Bulls 2010 first round draft pick, which turned into the 1st overall pick and Zach Randolph
- Kickstarted the Milwaukee Bucks franchise that has thrived since his departure
- Reclaimed his status as one of the league's elite centers upon arriving in Los Angeles
- Together with Antawn Jamison destroyed a potential Bulls dynasty, allowing the Charlotte Hornets to control the Central Division and Eastern Conference for years to come
- Acted as a backup on the Bulls 2015 championship squad
- Left Chicago again for Portland in free agency, cementing his place as a Baby Back Bitch

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Miles Bridges
Big Baller Bulls

Bulls Years: 2012 - 2018
Inducted: 2019
Position: Shooting Guard

Bulls Stats:

MPG: 34.8
PPG: 25.1
FG%: .496
FT%: .915
3PT%: .415
RPG: 7.0
APG: 3.0
SPG: 0.9
BPG: 0.6
TOPG: 1.4

Bulls Achievements:

- 2015 TMBSL Champion
- 2012 All-League First Team
- 2012 All-Star Game Participant
- 2013 All-League First Team
- 2013 All-Defensive First Team
- 2013 All-Star Game Participant
- 2014 All-League First Team
- 2014 All-Defensive Second Team
- 2014 All-Star Game Participant
- 2015 All-League First Team
- 2015 All-Star Game Participant
- 2016 All-League First Team
- 2016 All-Star Game Participant
- 2017 All-League First Team
- 2017 All-Star Game Participant

Biography:

Height: 6'7
Weight: 230 pounds
College: Michigan State University

Transactions:

- Selected by the Chicago Bulls with the 9th pick in the 2012 TMBSL Contraction Draft
- Re-signed with the Chicago Bulls following the 2015 season for 3 years at $17,000,000 per year
- Retired following the 2018 season

Notes:

- A centerpiece of the 2015 TMBSL Champion Bulls roster that also included future Big Baller Bulls Simisola Shittu and Dave Lattin
- Only missed a grand total of 22 games across his seven seasons with the Bulls
- Made All-League First Team in six of his seven seasons with the Bulls
- Made the All-Star Team in six of his seven seasons with the Bulls
- Cemented himself as the greatest scorer in TMBSL history before eventually retiring with the Bulls

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Dave Lattin
Big Baller Bulls

Bulls Years: 2009 - 2021
Inducted: 2029 (retroactive to 2024)
Position: Small Forward

Bulls Stats:

MPG: 35.1
PPG: 21.1
FG%: .529
FT%: .806
3PT%: .281
RPG: 7.0
APG: 2.2
SPG: 1.6
BPG: 0.6
TOPG: 1.1

Bulls Achievements:

- 2015 TMBSL Champion
- 2020 TMBSL Champion
- 2009 All-Star Rookie Game Participant
- 2009 All-Rookie Second Team
- 2010 All-Star Rookie Game Participant
- 2017 All-Star Game Participant
- 2017 All-League First Team
- 2018 All-League Third Team
- 2020 All-League Second Team
- 2021 All-Star Game Participant
- 2021 All-League First Team

Biography:

Height: 6'6
Weight: 230 pounds
College: Texas Western

Transactions:

- Selected by the Chicago Bulls with the 4th pick in the 2009 TMBSL Rookie Draft
- Re-signed with the Chicago Bulls following the 2012 season for 1 year and $590,850
- Re-signed with the Chicago Bulls following the 2013 season for 1 year and $653,350
- Re-signed with the Chicago Bulls following the 2014 season for 6 years and $85,674,480
- Re-signed with the Chicago Bulls following the 2020 season for 5 years and $83,411,378
- Traded to the Charlotte Hornets following the 2021 season for the 2nd overall pick in the 2024 TMBSL Rookie Draft (Oscar Robertson)
- Retired following the 2023 season

Notes:

- Inducted into the TMBSL Hall of Fame in 2024
- A centerpiece of both the 2015 and 2020 TMBSL Champion Bulls squads - the only player who was a member of both title teams
- A versatile superstar who excelled at both wing positions and happily rotated to accommodate the team's other personnel
- Never shot below 50% from the field in any regular season
- TMBSL GM and Head Coach Tim Pig noticed Lattin's leadership skills that accompanied his talent and has since hired Lattin as his assistant coach since 2024
- Mentored LeBron James during his rookie season and helped him cement himself as the league's best small forward
- Was approached by the Bulls organization to be inducted into the prestigious Big Baller Bulls Ring of Honor but asked for the induction to be delayed as he didn't want it to overshadow his new assistant coaching duties

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Willis Reed
Baby Back Bitches

Bulls Years: 2018-2021
Inducted: 2029
Position: Center

Bulls stats:

MPG: 32.9
PPG: 23.4
FG%: .548
FT%: .796
3PT%: N/A
RPG: 9.6
APG: 2.8
SPG: 0.9
BPG: 1.6
TOPG: 1.9
Win Shares: 53.3 (13.3 per season)

Hornets stats:

MPG: 28.1
PPG: 14.5
FG%: .522
FT%: .822
3PT%: N/A
RPG: 8.5
APG: 1.9
SPG: 0.8
BPG: 1.1
TOPG: 1.2
Win Shares: 61.4 (8.8 per season)

Bulls Achievements:

- 2020 TMBSL Champion
- 2018 All-Star Rookie Game Participant
- 2018 Rookie of the Year
- 2018 All-Rookie Team
- 2019 All-Star Rookie Game Participant
- 2019 Rookie Game MVP

Biography:

Height: 6'9
Weight: 253 pounds
College: Grambling

Transactions:

- Drafted by the Chicago Bulls with the first overall pick in the 2018 TMBSL Rookie Draft
- Declined a full seven-year max contract from the Bulls to accept a six-year max with the Charlotte Hornets following the 2021 season
- Re-signed with the Hornets following the 2027 season for one year and $15,750,000
- Currently a free agent

Notes:

- In 2020, helped lead a young Bulls team to what was at the time the best record in TMBSL history and the organization's first title since 2015
- Lost in the 2021 Conference Finals to eventual champion Harlem after getting his ass handed to him by Vlade Divac
- Elected to attempt to fill the shadow left by the departed Yao Ming in Charlotte (he didn't) rather than build a dynasty alongside Olden Polynice and Dave Lattin in Chicago
- Saw a sharp downturn in all of his individual statistics (with the exception of turnovers and free throw percentage) after departing Chicago, culminating in a Carmelo Anthony-esque lack of phone calls in what is likely his final season
- Made the playoffs just four times in his seven seasons with Charlotte
- Played the majority of his career for the worst GM in TMBSL history rather than the only GM who has ever been elected to two different Rings of Honor

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Oscar Robertson
Big Baller Bulls

Bulls Years: 2024 - 2038
Inducted: 2040
Position: Point Guard

Bulls Stats:

MPG: 37.6
PPG: 20.7
FG%: .487
FT%: .867
3PT%: .376
RPG: 5.7
APG: 12.3
SPG: 1.4
BPG: 0.2
TOPG: 1.8

Bulls Achievements:

2026 - TMBSL Champion
2029 - TMBSL Champion
2031 - TMBSL Champion
2032 - TMBSL Champion
2034 - TMBSL Champion
2037 - TMBSL Champion
2038 - TMBSL Champion

2024 - All-Star Rookie Game Participant
2024 - Rookie of the Year
2024 - All-Rookie Team
2025 - All-Star Rookie Game Participant
2025 - All-League First Team
2026 - All-Star Game Participant
2026 - All-League Second Team
2026 - Playoff MVP
2027 - All-Star Game Participant
2027 - All-League Second Team
2028 - All-Star Game Participant
2028 - All-League Second Team
2028 - All-Defensive Second Team
2029 - All-Star Game Participant
2029 - All-League Second Team
2029 - Playoff MVP
2030 - All-Star Game Participant
2030 - Most Valuable Player
2030 - All-League First Team
2030 - All-Defensive Team
2031 - All-Star Game Participant
2031 - All-Star Game MVP
2031 - All-League First Team
2031 - All-Defensive Second Team
2032 - All-Star Game Participant
2032 - All-League Second Team
2032 - All-Defensive Second Team
2033 - All-Star Game Participant
2033 - All-League Third Team
2033 - All-Defensive Second Team
2034 - All-Star Game Participant
2034 - All-League Third Team
2034 - Playoff MVP
2035 - All-Star Game Participant
2035 - Most Valuable Player
2035 - All-League First Team
2036 - All-Star Game Participant
2036 - All-League Second Team
2037 - All-Star Game Participant
2038 - All-Star Game Participant

Biography:

Height: 6'5
Weight: 215 pounds
College: Cincinnati

Transactions:

- Selected by the Chicago Bulls with the 2nd pick in the 2024 TMBSL Rookie Draft
- Re-signed with the Chicago Bulls following the 2027 season for 7 years and $120,312,500
- Re-signed with the Chicago Bulls following the 2034 season for 3 years and $60,000,000
- Re-signed with the Chicago Bulls following the 2037 season for 1 year and $19,000,000
- Retired following the 2039 season

Notes:

- One of two primary pieces, alongside LeBron James, that led to the Bulls dynasty spanning the late-2020s to the mid-2030s
- Won seven rings, all as a member of the Bulls, including two prior to LeBron’s arrival
- Amassed two league MVPs, three Playoff MVPs, one All-Star MVP, and 12 All-League team selections during his career
- Retires fourth all-time in career win shares with 233.3, trailing only Kyrie Irving, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, and Simisola Shittu
- Retires as TMBSL’s all-time leader in assists with 15,328, surpassing Kyrie Irving despite playing four fewer seasons
- Finishes tied with Harry Gallatin for 19th all-time in win shares per 48 with .238
- Sixth all-time in assist-to-turnover ratio with a 6.806 marker for his career
- Finished in the top 40 all-time in points, field goals made, field goal attempts, three-pointers made, three-point attempts, and steals
- Never averaged less than a double-double during a season in his career
- Also an elite rebounder at the point guard position, averaging 5.6 per game during his career, trailing only Jay Williams and Magic Johnson at the position