Post by eric on Oct 17, 2018 20:31:58 GMT
A memorial service was held today for probbelovedKingsGeneralManager Bill King, attended by all his friends, colleagues, and GM Ian Boyd.
The event began with a somber tone, with one league official clearly still in the denial stage of grief heard saying of the deceased GM "[he] can have his team back when he thinks he can behave like an adult for more than 2 days." Other GMs chose to remember the good times. As an unidentified but extremely white devil put it: "BK is good for the league eye em oh."
The gathering soon turned to a rollicking discussion of which GMs held the longest tenure. The Times Tribune Tronc In Your Jonk would like to stress that the following is a transcription and does not reflect the views or beliefs or approaches to personal hygiene of the TTTIYJ staff or sponsors.
"Hey, when you do it big, you've got to do it early! The words I'm producing by vibrating my moistened vocal cords refer to human sexual relations." -James "Do It Big" Dolan
"Is that only considering consecutive tenure?" -James Hardensbeard
"trofie fell in that time warp" -Don Yawn
"Hahaha good one Yawn! Trof fell into a vortex" -Ank le Saur
"What is Turkish Girl" -James Hardensbeard
"im pretty sure trofie had slash has the longest tenure period" -Ian Boyd
"buster was suffering from gigantism related to GMOs in grain alcohol" -Don Yawn
"lol you're so funny Yawn! Buster has gigantism" -Ank le Saur
Sources differ on what happened next, although there is universal agreement a shattered vacuum cleaner and a middle aged Episcopalian were involved, and that silence briefly reigned afterward.
"i made people do dinosaur arms," Yawn gritted out between gritted teeth, grittily.
"then i'd turn on a slow gas leak," he growled Batmanily as the spooky specter of Bill King loomed over the gathering, as though to expect a large retainer.
"Seriously what is Turkish Girl," interjected James Hardensbeard.
"and let them die," the heated GM continued, his wrath unabated, his herpetophagia unsated, before thundering "because dinosaurs aren't alive anymore!!!"
As other GMs chose the better part of valor GM le Saur nervously tittered "you guys are making me feel nauseous. That sounds obscene."
"f*** druce" offered J.M. Majic of Portland.
"my throat hurts...too much drinking and yelling last night" muttered another general personger.
As always, however, erudite elder statesman of letters Yawn had the last word.
"YEAH BUDDY"
RIP Billy King
The event began with a somber tone, with one league official clearly still in the denial stage of grief heard saying of the deceased GM "[he] can have his team back when he thinks he can behave like an adult for more than 2 days." Other GMs chose to remember the good times. As an unidentified but extremely white devil put it: "BK is good for the league eye em oh."
The gathering soon turned to a rollicking discussion of which GMs held the longest tenure. The Times Tribune Tronc In Your Jonk would like to stress that the following is a transcription and does not reflect the views or beliefs or approaches to personal hygiene of the TTTIYJ staff or sponsors.
"Hey, when you do it big, you've got to do it early! The words I'm producing by vibrating my moistened vocal cords refer to human sexual relations." -James "Do It Big" Dolan
"Is that only considering consecutive tenure?" -James Hardensbeard
"trofie fell in that time warp" -Don Yawn
"Hahaha good one Yawn! Trof fell into a vortex" -Ank le Saur
"What is Turkish Girl" -James Hardensbeard
"im pretty sure trofie had slash has the longest tenure period" -Ian Boyd
"buster was suffering from gigantism related to GMOs in grain alcohol" -Don Yawn
"lol you're so funny Yawn! Buster has gigantism" -Ank le Saur
Sources differ on what happened next, although there is universal agreement a shattered vacuum cleaner and a middle aged Episcopalian were involved, and that silence briefly reigned afterward.
"i made people do dinosaur arms," Yawn gritted out between gritted teeth, grittily.
"then i'd turn on a slow gas leak," he growled Batmanily as the spooky specter of Bill King loomed over the gathering, as though to expect a large retainer.
"Seriously what is Turkish Girl," interjected James Hardensbeard.
"and let them die," the heated GM continued, his wrath unabated, his herpetophagia unsated, before thundering "because dinosaurs aren't alive anymore!!!"
As other GMs chose the better part of valor GM le Saur nervously tittered "you guys are making me feel nauseous. That sounds obscene."
"f*** druce" offered J.M. Majic of Portland.
"my throat hurts...too much drinking and yelling last night" muttered another general personger.
As always, however, erudite elder statesman of letters Yawn had the last word.
"YEAH BUDDY"
RIP Billy King
