Post by Druce on Sept 24, 2018 14:49:45 GMT
It has been a busy offseason in Portland, and for the Blazers front office that includes leisure activities. Sources say Blazers head man Majic Forty Four has been seen vacationing in a secluded treehouse in the Appalachians. Far enough away from the Pacific Northwest he figured he could go incognito. Think again, Forty Four.
Residents of this unnamed town spotted Majic and a cohort internet sleuths have discovered to be named Sack Lodge gallivanting around town with lattes, iced of course.
When confronted Forty Four not only confessed, but also willingly gave as much information as one could want, a true testament to social acceptance in this day and age.
"Me and him are very similar, always have a good time." said Majic "They were staying with us at the treehouse, we went back there and hung out till like 2 a.m. drinking, had some good sex later that night. "
"The girls sat on the picnic table, me and him spent 30 minutes trying, was hilarious." Forty Four continued "So gay, we were both pretty excited to find this out, we plan to play some."
Upon his return to Portland Forty Four was greeted by a crowd at the airport, a much more warm and inviting crowd than he expected.
"Apparently everyone knew and asked." said Majic "But yea I had an absolute blast man."
Hopefully for Forty Four the Blazers can improve after missing the playoffs last season, or else those same fans may call for his head.
Residents of this unnamed town spotted Majic and a cohort internet sleuths have discovered to be named Sack Lodge gallivanting around town with lattes, iced of course.
When confronted Forty Four not only confessed, but also willingly gave as much information as one could want, a true testament to social acceptance in this day and age.
"Me and him are very similar, always have a good time." said Majic "They were staying with us at the treehouse, we went back there and hung out till like 2 a.m. drinking, had some good sex later that night. "
"The girls sat on the picnic table, me and him spent 30 minutes trying, was hilarious." Forty Four continued "So gay, we were both pretty excited to find this out, we plan to play some."
Upon his return to Portland Forty Four was greeted by a crowd at the airport, a much more warm and inviting crowd than he expected.
"Apparently everyone knew and asked." said Majic "But yea I had an absolute blast man."
Hopefully for Forty Four the Blazers can improve after missing the playoffs last season, or else those same fans may call for his head.
