Post by Deleted on Sept 21, 2018 15:03:33 GMT
BK (308-266) is stepping down until further notice as Acting GM of the Sacramento Kings.
"Don't Worry", BK assures reporters who are worried about the direction of the franchise after the steady hand of BK.
"I am not in any Mortal Danger, I am merely looking to spend more time with my family and this cat that lives in my house."
"But Mr. BK, who will rule the team now that you are gone?"
"Do not worry, my scared beat writer. Though the Sacramento Kings have always been under my guidance, the time has come for a change. No longer will I be making the basketball decisions for the team. I will be cedeing all decision making to AngryKing , the new AI that is trained on elite GMing. It is with this new artifical intelligence we will defeat the robot & weasel menace that currently plague the leagues rafters."
"What does this mean for the current state of the Roster? Have you been guiding the Kings this offseason?"
"I will go ahead and take now to reveal that it has been AngryKing running the Kings this entire offseason. Though our methods have differed from before, we believe that our team will be better served by AngryKing going forward. I will now cede the floor to him."
HELLO REPORTERS
I AM COMPUKINGS THE FUTURISTIC AI THAT HAS COME TO FINALLY BRING GLORY TO SACRAMENTO IN THE FORM OF RINGS
WE HAVE FOCUSED MERELY ON BEING WAY COOLER THAN THE TIMBERWOLVES UP UNTIL THIS POINT, AND HAVE LOST OUR WAY
BUT WITH AN EYE TO THE FUTURE WE SEND THE MESSAGE THAT ALL PLAYERS AND PICKS ARE AVAILABLE, AS EVERYONE HAS A PRICE IN THE ALGORITHM
BK HAD A LOT OF HEART
BUT I HAVE A LOT OF INTELLIGENCE (ARTIFICAL)
"Don't Worry", BK assures reporters who are worried about the direction of the franchise after the steady hand of BK.
"I am not in any Mortal Danger, I am merely looking to spend more time with my family and this cat that lives in my house."
"But Mr. BK, who will rule the team now that you are gone?"
"Do not worry, my scared beat writer. Though the Sacramento Kings have always been under my guidance, the time has come for a change. No longer will I be making the basketball decisions for the team. I will be cedeing all decision making to AngryKing , the new AI that is trained on elite GMing. It is with this new artifical intelligence we will defeat the robot & weasel menace that currently plague the leagues rafters."
"What does this mean for the current state of the Roster? Have you been guiding the Kings this offseason?"
"I will go ahead and take now to reveal that it has been AngryKing running the Kings this entire offseason. Though our methods have differed from before, we believe that our team will be better served by AngryKing going forward. I will now cede the floor to him."
HELLO REPORTERS
I AM COMPUKINGS THE FUTURISTIC AI THAT HAS COME TO FINALLY BRING GLORY TO SACRAMENTO IN THE FORM OF RINGS
WE HAVE FOCUSED MERELY ON BEING WAY COOLER THAN THE TIMBERWOLVES UP UNTIL THIS POINT, AND HAVE LOST OUR WAY
BUT WITH AN EYE TO THE FUTURE WE SEND THE MESSAGE THAT ALL PLAYERS AND PICKS ARE AVAILABLE, AS EVERYONE HAS A PRICE IN THE ALGORITHM
BK HAD A LOT OF HEART
BUT I HAVE A LOT OF INTELLIGENCE (ARTIFICAL)
