Official TMBSL Statement Re: Recent Allegations (65 views)

[Druce]

It has come to the attention of league leadership that there are several allegations floating around of abuse, neglect, scandal, and cover up. The league would like to address these issues. 

It is not and never will be the stance of TMBSL to idly sit by and watch as league executives and personnel commit lude acts, and abuse of power. There have long been allegations of certain executives, though league investigations have to this point been unable to uncover any wrongdoing.

Today I'm here to announce the indefinite suspension of unnamed personnel in Utah, Portland, Charlotte, Chicago, New York, Sacramento, and Denver.

Breaking down some of the alleged misdeeds the league will be researching:

Utah - statutory rape, currency manipulation, use of propaganda, money laundering, counterfeit currency production

Portland - general misconduct, insider trading, drunk and disorderly conduct, groping, sexual harrassment, slander, libel

Charlotte - asleep at the wheel, narcotics abuse, general debauchery, illegal employment, improper acquisition of work visa

Chicago - libel, slander, currency manipulation, insider trading, money laundering, racketeering, organized crime

New York - general discrimination, sexual harrassment

Sacramento - stalking, wiretapping, cyber crimes, misrepresentation

Denver - off shore accounts, illegal employment, smuggling, tax evasion

[TimPig]

At some point one has to start looking at the leadership.

[Mike]

Hurry Pedro, to the boat!

[eric]

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