Scandal! Misogyny Stalks Halls of Power
Aug 17, 2018 15:25:08 GMT
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Post by eric on Aug 17, 2018 15:25:08 GMT
Sim League is reeling today as an authenticated audio-visual tape of general managers using openly misogynistic language has surfaced. The two were recorded apparently without their knowledge at a Pizzeria Uno brunch. On advice of legal counsel the Sim League Monitor-Times-Herald has removed their personally identifying information from this transcript, and we advise readers of a sensitive disposition to prepare themselves for the unabashed, lurid bigotry ahead.
GM 1: "We should have a sim WNBA league where all the players are just terrible."
[laughter]
GM 1: "I touched it with my human hands. When you've won the last two sim league championships they let you do it."
[laughter]
GM 2: "I readily admit. I don't know if it's the new system or something else but I have the itch."
[the GMs high five after several missed attempts]
GM 2: "What's the big deal anyway. Any time you hear something positive or that questions the so called main stream media narrative people just dismiss it as OSU spin."
[awkward silence]
GM 2: "Urban Meyer is a great man."
[awkward silence]
GM 2, pounding table: "Urban Meyer is a great man!"
The SLM-T-H reached out to both organizations for comment. GM 2's representative declined, although the SLM-T-H later received the following hand written statement on their organization's letterhead:
Utah oops I mean GM 1's representative also declined, stating that the GM was monitoring his players' workouts in The Lab. Calls to The Lab confirmed that not only was GM 1 not there, there was no record of him being there at any point in the past five years.
This report will be updated as further details become available.
The Associated Press contributed to this report... IN BED
GM 1: "We should have a sim WNBA league where all the players are just terrible."
[laughter]
GM 1: "I touched it with my human hands. When you've won the last two sim league championships they let you do it."
[laughter]
GM 2: "I readily admit. I don't know if it's the new system or something else but I have the itch."
[the GMs high five after several missed attempts]
GM 2: "What's the big deal anyway. Any time you hear something positive or that questions the so called main stream media narrative people just dismiss it as OSU spin."
[awkward silence]
GM 2: "Urban Meyer is a great man."
[awkward silence]
GM 2, pounding table: "Urban Meyer is a great man!"
The SLM-T-H reached out to both organizations for comment. GM 2's representative declined, although the SLM-T-H later received the following hand written statement on their organization's letterhead:
thats [sic] my fault. i should have communicated better. so i accept the blame for that. i was coming off the heals [sic] of 3 days of binge drinking and wanted to die.
Utah oops I mean GM 1's representative also declined, stating that the GM was monitoring his players' workouts in The Lab. Calls to The Lab confirmed that not only was GM 1 not there, there was no record of him being there at any point in the past five years.
This report will be updated as further details become available.
The Associated Press contributed to this report... IN BED
