Post by Deleted on Aug 3, 2018 18:20:50 GMT
The Kings are AGAIN a Top 5 team.
Look at this roster. It has less holes than Martha Stewart's favorite sweater.
First we have the QUICKEST most ELITE point guard in the game:
Jalen Brunson
Backed up by the infamous 4.0 Legend Jesse Epstein!
At Shooting Guard, we feature the UP AND COMING
Quade Green (secret elite player)
His backup is nothing other than former creation 1st round pick, and former King
GMJ! (another UTR elite player; great TC)
Wow, look at this team. I can't imagine how this team could get any better. Well, just wait for it folks. Not only do we have one of the nastiest group of guards ever, but our bigs are where we shine!
We have MAX player
Rui Hachimera
manning the 3 spot, with his ELITE 3 and D and his cheat code camp, this is the wing we've been looking for the past 5 years.
PEYTON GRAGG is our PF. HOLY SHIT. How did we get this guy? Oh yeah, trading away the guy that is now my backup SG. Peyton Gragg has been better than Sexton since 2002 and is (almost) a top 5 player in the league. Suck it skrouse.
Alex Reese is another up and comer that is manning our Center position. Both him and Quade are not yet household names, but will be, after everyone scrambles in shout to give me multiple lottery picks for each.
Their backup is ELITE backup John Egbunu. Known around these parts as "literally better than Steph Templeton" he is better than Steph Templeton.
Thanks for joining us on today's edition of State of the Monarchy.
Look at this roster. It has less holes than Martha Stewart's favorite sweater.
First we have the QUICKEST most ELITE point guard in the game:
Jalen Brunson
Backed up by the infamous 4.0 Legend Jesse Epstein!
At Shooting Guard, we feature the UP AND COMING
Quade Green (secret elite player)
His backup is nothing other than former creation 1st round pick, and former King
GMJ! (another UTR elite player; great TC)
Wow, look at this team. I can't imagine how this team could get any better. Well, just wait for it folks. Not only do we have one of the nastiest group of guards ever, but our bigs are where we shine!
We have MAX player
Rui Hachimera
manning the 3 spot, with his ELITE 3 and D and his cheat code camp, this is the wing we've been looking for the past 5 years.
PEYTON GRAGG is our PF. HOLY SHIT. How did we get this guy? Oh yeah, trading away the guy that is now my backup SG. Peyton Gragg has been better than Sexton since 2002 and is (almost) a top 5 player in the league. Suck it skrouse.
Alex Reese is another up and comer that is manning our Center position. Both him and Quade are not yet household names, but will be, after everyone scrambles in shout to give me multiple lottery picks for each.
Their backup is ELITE backup John Egbunu. Known around these parts as "literally better than Steph Templeton" he is better than Steph Templeton.
Thanks for joining us on today's edition of State of the Monarchy.