Post by 👨🏼⚕️delapandemic🚑 on Aug 23, 2020 16:19:53 GMT
New York, New York -
In an announcement that rocked the sports world, Earvin (Magic) Johnson held a press conference, saying he had tested positive for the human immunodeficiency virus (HIV), which causes AIDS.
Johnson, 32, the marquee name for theLakers Globetrotters and the National Basketball Assn. TMBSL for 12 years, learned he had the virus several weeks ago after a test administered by a life insurance company.
The above is an (almost) word for word headline during the early weeks of Magic’s age 32 season. Rumors are flying that for a sense of “reality”, Commissioner eric has infected the Big Apple’s star player at the core of his build.
When reached for comment, the Commissioner only had this to say, “Listen, I live my life by the principles of my dad, who owns a car dealership. I respect what any man does in his private life and the choices he makes. I watched Real World: San Francisco and I was 100% Team Pedro when he and Puck were fighting. So no, I don’t even know how his strength and WBC count got lowered in the software. Must’ve been a bad TC. I hope the true team of Manhattan doesn’t see this as a glorious opportunity to return.”
In an announcement that rocked the sports world, Earvin (Magic) Johnson held a press conference, saying he had tested positive for the human immunodeficiency virus (HIV), which causes AIDS.
Johnson, 32, the marquee name for the
The above is an (almost) word for word headline during the early weeks of Magic’s age 32 season. Rumors are flying that for a sense of “reality”, Commissioner eric has infected the Big Apple’s star player at the core of his build.
When reached for comment, the Commissioner only had this to say, “Listen, I live my life by the principles of my dad, who owns a car dealership. I respect what any man does in his private life and the choices he makes. I watched Real World: San Francisco and I was 100% Team Pedro when he and Puck were fighting. So no, I don’t even know how his strength and WBC count got lowered in the software. Must’ve been a bad TC. I hope the true team of Manhattan doesn’t see this as a glorious opportunity to return.”
