TMBSL icon LeBron James reportedly at "odds" with TMBSL league "office"
Aug 18, 2020 17:19:42 GMT
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Post by TimPig on Aug 18, 2020 17:19:42 GMT
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Reports surfaced early Tuesday morning that TMBSL icon and Bulls legend LeBron "Washed King" James is furious with the league "office" over what he perceives as unfair treatment during two of the last three playoffs.
The unbeatable and invincible James, who is a perfect seven-for-sixteen in championships during his career, tore the same hamstring during the league's most recent playoffs that he tore three years ago when the Bulls eventually fell in the finals.
"There's like 400 robots in this stupid ****ing league," James told reporters after the first of four mandatory practices at the Bulls facility on Monday. "None of them even have hamstrings they need to worry about. Show me one time one of those bionic mother****ers ended up on injured reserve."
"Give me one of those mechanical legs. Make it an even playing field. As the lead player representative for the TMBSLPA, you can believe we'll be including a clause in the next CBA that says players are able to opt in to the same treatment that the robots receive following an injury. Why the **** should a team that can't even suffer a ****ing injury be able to eliminate a team from the playoffs that can?"
Sources have indicated that James is considering traveling to Germany this offseason to visit a doctor who would implant adamantium in place of the four muscles that normally make up the human "hamstring." As father time continues taking a toll on the soon-to-be 34-year-old's body, there are rumors he'll establish an ongoing relationship with the German medical facility that would allow him to eventually replace all of his muscles and organs with android parts.
espmbsl.com
Reports surfaced early Tuesday morning that TMBSL icon and Bulls legend LeBron "Washed King" James is furious with the league "office" over what he perceives as unfair treatment during two of the last three playoffs.
The unbeatable and invincible James, who is a perfect seven-for-sixteen in championships during his career, tore the same hamstring during the league's most recent playoffs that he tore three years ago when the Bulls eventually fell in the finals.
"There's like 400 robots in this stupid ****ing league," James told reporters after the first of four mandatory practices at the Bulls facility on Monday. "None of them even have hamstrings they need to worry about. Show me one time one of those bionic mother****ers ended up on injured reserve."
"Give me one of those mechanical legs. Make it an even playing field. As the lead player representative for the TMBSLPA, you can believe we'll be including a clause in the next CBA that says players are able to opt in to the same treatment that the robots receive following an injury. Why the **** should a team that can't even suffer a ****ing injury be able to eliminate a team from the playoffs that can?"
Sources have indicated that James is considering traveling to Germany this offseason to visit a doctor who would implant adamantium in place of the four muscles that normally make up the human "hamstring." As father time continues taking a toll on the soon-to-be 34-year-old's body, there are rumors he'll establish an ongoing relationship with the German medical facility that would allow him to eventually replace all of his muscles and organs with android parts.
