Post by Logan on Aug 13, 2020 20:57:23 GMT
It was an ugly display at the Bobcats Centre today as the visiting Chicago Bulls handed the hometown Bobcats their first loss (at home) of the season to a tune of 119-97. Reporter Billiam Klingington caught up to Bulls personnel who prefer to remain anonymous; let's see what they had to say:
"Want to brag about your rebounding percentage? 54-52. Suck my dick"
"Want to brag about your bleal advantage" Congrats on outblealing us by 1 lmao. Suck my dick."
"Want to brag about Capela's defense? Two blocks. Know who else had two blocks? Jabari Parker. Suck his dick."
"Rajon who? Lmao. Suck my dick."
"Undefeated at home? Suck our dicks."
Klingington then went to the home locker room to read these quotes to the Bobcats to get some reactions.
"Our first home loss was inevitable as we play in a very good league with a lot of great teams. It makes the most sense it would be to the top team in our opposing conference." - Owner Robert Catz
"Why do I keep playing John Long over future HoFer Mitch Richmond?" - Coach Nathaniel Oats
"I don't see any reason to be so hostile about it." - future HoFer Purvis Short
"I see they're still bitter than I left them." - backup flex wing Michael Cooper
"Rajon Rondo" - Rajon Rondo
Known homosexual Defensive Coordinator Tim Chase could not be found for comments.
"Want to brag about your rebounding percentage? 54-52. Suck my dick"
"Want to brag about your bleal advantage" Congrats on outblealing us by 1 lmao. Suck my dick."
"Want to brag about Capela's defense? Two blocks. Know who else had two blocks? Jabari Parker. Suck his dick."
"Rajon who? Lmao. Suck my dick."
"Undefeated at home? Suck our dicks."
Klingington then went to the home locker room to read these quotes to the Bobcats to get some reactions.
"Our first home loss was inevitable as we play in a very good league with a lot of great teams. It makes the most sense it would be to the top team in our opposing conference." - Owner Robert Catz
"Why do I keep playing John Long over future HoFer Mitch Richmond?" - Coach Nathaniel Oats
"I don't see any reason to be so hostile about it." - future HoFer Purvis Short
"I see they're still bitter than I left them." - backup flex wing Michael Cooper
"Rajon Rondo" - Rajon Rondo
Known homosexual Defensive Coordinator Tim Chase could not be found for comments.
