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Post by andrewluck on Jul 25, 2020 0:09:53 GMT
Press Release:
For the second season in a row, the Phoenix Suns used a 1st round pick to draft a European big man. The player, center Petur Gudmundssen, could not be more different than last year's Kristaps Porzingis. Petur is definitely not a shooter, but he is a legit rebounder which is something this team desperately needs. This is a glaring contrast of Porzingis, who could actually be boxed out by a strong wind.
"He's a big, strong guy. Turns out, you need to get rebounds to win games in this league" says frustrated GM Andrew Luck. Luck previously traded eventual Finals MVP Tyler Ennis for the Porzingis pick. The front office in Phoenix was hoping to see more immediate results but, there is a lot of optimism for the future. "At least we have our own fans.. unlike that red-haired stepchild franchise in Chicago."
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Post by eric on Jul 25, 2020 1:11:14 GMT
speaking of red hair, sources indicate a player from the land of the rising sun will ply his trade under The Hornets [sic] Nest next year
remember, dear readers, you heard it here first, off the record, on the Q.T. and very hush-hush
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Post by TimPig on Jul 25, 2020 1:19:52 GMT
How dare you speak of the Bulls that way.
If you mess with the Bull(s), you get the horns.
Kiss the rings, Andy.
rtr
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Post by andrewluck on Jul 25, 2020 3:04:31 GMT
How dare you speak of the Bulls that way. If you mess with the Bull(s), you get the horns. Kiss the rings, Andy. rtr Lol I meant the Stags, man.
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Post by TimPig on Jul 25, 2020 4:17:41 GMT
How dare you speak of the Bulls that way. If you mess with the Bull(s), you get the horns. Kiss the rings, Andy. rtr Lol I meant the Stags, man. Chicago strong. I do hate the Stags tho.
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