Post by 👨🏼⚕️delapandemic🚑 on Jul 11, 2020 1:49:49 GMT
Reuters Wire - July 10th, 2040
Reports surfaced following the 3rd game of the Western Conference Finals that GM Delap Throws was incensed at Coach Adonal Foyle and embarrassed for his players given their pitiful performance in what would be a resounding sweep. Despite putting together the strongest record in the West and back-to-back appearances in the Western Conference Finals, the Mavs won a combined 0 (zero) games in those appearances, leaving the front office fuming. Foyle was fired immediately following Game 4, along with Lead Assistant Coach Ricky Bobby. Reports have surfaced that former Mav and member of the JNB Honor Guard, Manu Ginobili, is the leading candidate to take the bench as Head Coach and that Dallas will be going in a different direction for 2041 in game planning, so a new Strength/Conditioning Lead Assistant will not be necessary.
The fires have not been quenched yet. Larry Bird has been shipped to Harlem in exchange for 2 future 1st Round picks in the loaded 2045 draft. The Mavericks have loved Larry, but he's never been the unifying force or big-time scorer they've hoped he would be. They wish him well in his future endeavors. Reports are out that a deal for Butch Lee has been agreed to in principle, so Dallas is really looking at a hard reset and a burgeoning youth movement in the coming years. Dan Issel is absolutely available and should sniff some mid-range offers, considering his offensive prowess. MKG is also available, fresh off his "Glue Guy Award" in the 2040 season. The Tarlacc Pit will remain the centerpiece of the team going to next season, along with hidden gem Montrezl Harrell. The front office has also indicated that they have no plans to pull back on their extensive use of the Pittsburgh Condors farm system, noting that the cost is well worth it for the organization as a whole.
