Motor City Bad Boys (322 views)

[Mike]

WELCOME TO DETROIT PISTONS HONOR CLUB

Home of some of the meanest son of a bitches that played this game.

Despite a Finals in auto pilot we haven't won jack shit yet so let's just introduce some of the players that gave a lot to this franchise in order to get nothing but the love of our fans in return.


Members:

Mike
General Manager, Owner
Fuck knows- Present


Michael Jordan
Shooting Guard
2002-2014

Zan Tabak
Center
2008-2022

Livio Jean-Charles
Power Forward
2004-2007
2014

Rick Fox
Small Forward
2014-2025

Timpig
Assistant
2002 - Still going

Shawn Kemp
Power Forward
2011-2027


Chris Webber
Power Forward
2017-2025
2027


Honorable Mentions: 2015 Finals roster


Zan Tabak 
Sam Bowie 
Shawn Kemp 
Livio Jean-Charles
Rick Fox
Jamal Mashburn
Gordon Hayward
Manu Ginobili
Allan Houston
Tracy McGrady
Victor Oladipo
Antonio Daniels 

[Mike]

Michael Jordan

Denver Nuggets/Detroit Pistons (2002-2014)

At a Glance

- AND NOWWWWW FROM NORTH CAROLINA, NUMBER TWENTY-THREE, MIIIIICHAELLLLLLL JORDAN!
- Entered the league with a splash and high expectations, ultimately having a better career than 4.0 Jordan and becoming a borderline elite scorer and very good defender on the wing.
- Had to deal with GM Mike for pretty much his whole career.
- 11th all-time in steals
- 13th all-time in FGA, 18th in FGM
- 17th all-time in points scored
- 19th all-time in 3PA, 18th in 3PM, Top 50 in 3P%
- 23rd all-time in minutes played
- 25th all-time in FTM, 27th all-time in FT%, 40th all-time in FTA


Career Stats

Years played: 13
Games played: 1,083
Points per game: 26.7
Rebounds per game: 4.6
Assists per game: 2.0
Steals per game: 1.8
Blocks per game: 0.1
Turnovers per game: 1.5
FG%: .475
FT%: .908
3P%: .414


Achievements

All-Star Rookie Game (x2)
All-Rookie 2nd Team (x1)
All-Star (x1)
All-League Second Team (x1)
All-League Third Team (x2)
All-Defensive Second Team (x1)

2002 - All-Star Rookie Game Participant
2002 - All-Rookie Second Team
2003 - All-Star Rookie Game Participant
2012 - All-League Third Team
2013 - All-Star Game Participant
2013 - All-League Second Team
2013 - All-Defensive Second Team
2014 - All-League Third Team

Championships: 0
Player of the Game: 91
Player of the Week: 0
Player of the Month: 0
Double Doubles: 45
Triple Doubles: 0

Career Highs

Points: 65
Rebounds: 14
Assists: 8
Steals: 8
Blocks: 2

Biography

Height: 6'6"
Weight: 195
College: North Carolina

Transactions

- 2nd overall pick in the 2002 TMBSL Rookie Draft by the Denver Nuggets.
- Re-signed with the Nuggets following his rookie deal to a 7-year MAX contract.
- Re-signed in 2013 with the franchise, now known as the Pistons, to a 5-year $110m contract
- Amnestied by the same franchise a mere 2 years later
- Signed by the Heat as a free agent to an MLE in 2015
- Retired following the 2015 season.

[Mike]

Zan Tabak

Denver Nuggets/Detroit Pistons (2008-2022) 

At a Glance 

- Another of the few one team wonders of TMBSL, playing his entire career for the Detroit Pistons/Denver Nuggets of the East

- Was never traded and never even reached free agency once in his career, offering to resign to long-term deals at the expiration of both of his first two contracts

- 24th all-time in career win shares and one of only 26 players at this time to have eclipsed 150 wins

- 36th all-time in career WS/48 and one of only 36 players at this time to be above .200 WS/48 for their career (he finished at exactly .200)

- 11th all-time in career personal fouls committed, 12th all-time in career rebounds, 22nd all-time in career field goal percentage (one of 23 players above .525 for their career), 40th all-time in career free throws made (29th in attempts), 33rd all-time in career minutes played, 39th all-time in career shots blocked, 39th all-time in career points per true shot attempt (1.171), and 44th all-time in career steals

Career Stats 

Years played: 15 

Games played: 1176

Points per game: 17.1

Rebounds per game: 10.4

Assists per game: 2.8

Steals per game: 1.1

Blocks per game: 1.0

Turnovers per game: 1.2

FG%: .526

FT%: .761

3P%: .000 (5 attempts)

Career Highs

Points: 52

Rebounds: 29

Assists: 12

Steals: 6

Blocks: 5

611 double-doubles

6 triple-doubles

Achievements/Awards

All-Star (2x)

All-League 3rd Team (3x)

Player of the Week

Player of the Game (135x)

All Rookie Team

Rookie Game Participant (2x)

Rookie Game MVP

2008 - All-Star Rookie Game Participant

2008 - Rookie Game MVP

2008 - All-Rookie Team

2009 - All-Star Rookie Game Participant

2013 - All-League Third Team

2015 - All-Star Game Participant

2015 - All-League Third Team

2016 - All-League Third Team

2019 - All-Star Game Participant

Biography 

Height: 7'0"

Weight: 245

College: Croatia

Transactions 

- Selected with the third pick in the first round by the Detroit Pistons Denver Nuggets of the East in the 2008 draft

- Offered to re-sign with the Denver Nuggets Detroit Pistons following his rookie deal for $93,750,000 over 6 years

- Re-signed with the Pistons again after his second contract for $131,250,000 over 6 years

[Mike]

Livio Jean-Charles

Denver Nuggets/Detroit Pistons (2004-2007)
Detroit Pistons (2015)

At a Glance 

- An enigmatic, pure-offense big. Never the centerpiece of a team, but seemingly happy to ply his trade wherever would have him. Never played more than 4 seasons with a single team. Played for a TMBSL record (unverified, tied with RJ Cole) 9 total teams, including now defunct franchises in Denver, Sacramento, and Los Angeles. 

- 7th All-Time in Win Shares, just a rounding error ahead of HOFer Miles Bridges and just behind Trendon Watford. 

- Top 30 in WS/48 

- 10th All-Time in minutes played 

- 8th All-Time in FG made 

- 4th All-Time in FTA and FT made. 

- 6th All-Time in Rebounds 

- 8th All-Time in Points scored 

- 9th All-Time in pts/tsa 

- 18th All-Time in FG%

Career Stats 

Years played: 17 

Games played: 1,412 

Points per game: 22.1 

Rebounds per game: 9.1 

Assists per game: 1.3 

Steals per game: 0.8 

Blocks per game: 0.3 

Turnovers per game: 1.0 

FG%: .531 

FT%: .838 

3P%: .000 (7 career attempts)

Career Highs

Points: 62 

Rebounds: 29 

Assists: 10 

Steals: 7 

Blocks: 3

Achievements/Awards

All-Star (x2) 

All-Star Game MVP (x1) 

All-League First-Team (x2) 

All-League Third-Team (x2) 

2015 - All-Star 

2015 - All-Star Game MVP 

2015 - All-League 3rd Team 

2016 - All-Star 

2016 - All-League 1st Team 

2017 - All-League 1st Team 

2020 - All-League 3rd Team 

Championships: 0 

Player of the Game: 136 

Player of the Week: 8 

Player of the Month: 3 

Double Doubles: 578 

Triple Doubles: 1

Biography 

Height: 6'9" 

Weight: 230 

College: France

Transactions 

- 7th overall pick in the 2004 draft by the Denver Nuggets (by current Pistons GM "Mike") after re-classifying from the 2005 draft class and entering early.  

- Re-signed with the Nuggets following his rookie deal to a 6-year, $82,847,655 "near-MAX" contract 

- Traded during the 2008 season (the 1st year of his contract) to the Kings along with his countryman Rudy Gobert, Nenad Krstic, some other dudes, 2 1sts, and some cash for Peyton Gragg and Antoine Carr 

- Traded during the 2010 season to the Los Angeles Lakers for Goga Bitadze, a 1st round pick, and cash. The trade elicited the following response from the Chicago Bulls' GM "Go fuck yourself, @bk" 

- Traded during the 2011 season to the Portland Trailblazers for Marcus Fizer, Jeff Malone, a 1st round pick, and cash. 

- As a free agent in 2014, he signed a 1-year, $11,000,000 deal with the Harlem Globetrotters. 

- As a free agent in 2015, he signed a 1-year minimum deal with the man who drafted in him and believed in him first, Pistons GM Mike (in what is one of the better MIN seasons in TMBSL history) 

- As a free agent in 2016, signed an MLE with the Miami Heat. 

- As a free agent in 2017, signed a 1 year, $5,400,000 deal with the Miami Heat. 

- Traded during the 2017 season up the Florida Turnpike to the Orlando Magic for HOFer Zion Williamson and cash. 

- As a free agent in 2018, signed a 2 year, $25,200,000 deal with the Orlando Magic. 

- As a free agent in 2020, signed a 1 year, $4,750,000 deal to return to the Miami Heat. 

- As a free agent in 2021, singed an MLE with the Dallas Mavericks. 

- Retired following the 2021 season.

[Mike]

Timpig


Years Active: 2000 - Present
Position: Founder, President, Chairman, Owner, CEO, General Manager of the Chicago Bulls, Comptroller, TMBSL Chief Financial Officer, Assistant to the Commissioner

At a Glance:

- Founded the Chicago Bulls organization in the year of our Lord 2000 CE
- TMBSL Chief Financial Officer (2000-)
- TMBSL Director of the Department of DCs (2004-)
- TMBSL Deputy Draft Coordinator (2000-2005, 2009-)
- Member, TMBSL Hall of Fame Board of Directors (2010-)
- Pod Save 5.0 Founder and Host (2000-2003)
- TMBSL Chief BK Antagonizer (2008-)

Career Stats:

Wins: 908
Losses: 650
Win %: .583

Playoff Appearances: 13
Division Championships: 2
TMBSL Championships: 7

Achievements:

- Always text me when I'm up on the draft

Biography:

Height: 187 cm
Weight: 77 kg
College: University of Washington

Transactions:

- Founded the Chicago Bulls organization in the year of our Lord 2000 CE
- Assumed control of the Golden State Warriors organization prior to the 2009 season

[Mike]

Rick Fox

Detroit Pistons (2014-2025)

At a Glance


- Extremely efficient player who was incredibly close to being a career 50/40/90 guy while averaging only about a turnover per game; played incredibly underrated defense and was a passable rebounder for a wing

- Finished his career by slightly edging out Gary Bossert to be the most efficient wing scorer of all-time in terms of points per true shot attempt at 1.191 for his career

- Extremely loyal and cost efficient player who never made more than $8 million in a single season with career earnings totaling only just short of $97 million for an extremely productive 18 season career (averages out to just about 5.35 million per season)

- One of the best wings of the post-contraction era and one of the few to consistently score 10+ win share seasons

- Finishes 24th all-time in win shares and was one of only 28 players to this point to eclipse 150 wins total at 155.4 total for his career; he tracked at .188 WS/48 for his career

- Finishes 11th all-time in career steals, 15th all-time in career pts/tsa, 20th all-time in career minutes played, 23rd all-time in career free throw percentage, 28th all-time in career points scored (one of 33 players to eclipse 25k scored), 28th all-time in career free throws made (45th in attempts), 30th all-time in career field goals made (29th in attempts), and 50th in career three pointers made (48th in attempts)





Career Stats


Years played: 18

Games played: 1208

Points per game: 21.3

Rebounds per game: 5.5

Assists per game: 1.7

Steals per game: 1.6

Blocks per game: 0.4

Turnovers per game: 1.1

FG%: .502

FT%: .909

3P%: .387


Career Highs

Points: 67

Rebounds: 18

Assists: 8

Steals: 8

Blocks: 4

111 double-doubles


Achievements/Awards


All-Star (2x)

All-League 1st Team (2x)

Player of the Game (88x)

Player of the Week

All-Star Rookie Game Participant (2x)

All-Rookie 2nd Team



2008 - All-Star Rookie Game Participant

2008 - All-Rookie Second Team

2009 - All-Star Rookie Game Participant

2018 - All-Star Game Participant

2018 - All-League First Team

2020 - All-Star Game Participant

2020 - All-League First Team


Biography

Height: 6'8"

Weight: 245

College: UNC

Transactions


- Selected with the 2nd pick of the 1st round in the 2008 TMBSL rookie draft

- Signed an MLE deal with the Los Angeles Lakers in 2012 free agency that was extended to a three year agreement

- Was selected by the Detroit Pistons in the contraction draft of 2014 when the Lakers left the league

- Resigned with the Pistons to a 4 year, $26,460,506 deal following the expiration of his extended MLE

- Resigned with the Pistons to a 3 year, $21,925,566 deal following the expiration of his 4 year deal

- Resigned with the Pistons to a 3 year, $21,000,000 deal following the expiration of his 3 year deal

- Resigned to a 1 year, minimum deal before retiring after the 2025 season

[Mike]

Shawn Kemp

Denver Nuggets/Detroit Pistons (2011-2027)

At a Glance


- Shooters shoot; high volume scorer who did it efficiently and a no doubt Hall of Famer whose name is all over our all-time leaderboards


- His defense and rebounding were passable and even good enough for several All-Defense honors, but his offense and his uniquely high usage rates coupled with great scoring efficiency was what made him a TMBSL legend


- One of the rare one-team wonders of TMBSL, playing with Mike's Pistons for the entirety of his 17-year career in TMBSL


- Very sweaty


- His career high total of 74 points in a game is tied with Daniel Taurasi for the best individual game outing in TMBSL 5.0 history


- Exceeded 30 points per game in a season six times (and got to 29+ another five times), topping out at 37.0 points per game in 2019


- One of seven players to ever top 200 total win shares, finishing seventh all-time with 202 for his career


- He aged like a fine wine and in his final three seasons recorded a WS/48 mark of .239, good for 11th best in the league over that time span (his career marks are legendary as well with his total of .224 good to tie for 24th best of all-time)


- Was an absolute terror in the paint, getting to the free throw line so much he recorded 4 of the top 37 seasons of all-time for free throws attempted


- Recorded 4 of the 14 best seasons for field goal percentage of all-time (all higher that 57.9%) and 6 of the top 38


- 3 of the top 36 field goal made seasons of all time, 3 of the top 50 for pts/tsa


- He did have some turnover issues, finishing second all-time with 2911 turnovers (still hilariously 1500 turnovers behind Zion Williamson all-time)


- Tied for second all-time in career field goal percentage, fourth all-time in career points scored (and one of only 4 players to break 35,000 points for a career), fourth all-time in career free throws made (3rd in attempts), fourth all-time in career field goals made (seventh in attempts), 6th all-time in career points per true shot attempt (and one of only 14 players ever to finish their career with higher than 1.20 pts/tsa), 7th all-time in career rebounds, 12th all-time in career minutes played, and 26th all-time in career blocks


- In his farewell season in Detroit, he wowed everyone in attendance at the 2027 All-Star game and was named All-Star MVP in his final season
.


Career Stats


Years played: 17


Games played: 1257


Points per game: 28.3


Rebounds per game: 10.2


Assists per game: 2.8


Steals per game: 0.8


Blocks per game: 1.2


Turnovers per game: 2.3


FG%: .560


FT%: .727


3P%: .000 (7 attempts)



Career Highs

Points: 74


Rebounds: 29


Assists: 10


Steals: 6


Blocks: 8


645 double-doubles


1 triple-double




Achievements/Awards


All-Star (9x)

All-Star MVP

All-League First Team (2x)

All-League Second Team (6x)

All-Defensive First Team

All-Defensive Second Team (2x)

Player of the Game (329x)

Player of the Week (15x)

Player of the Month

Rookie Game Participant (2x)

All-Rookie Second Team


2011 - All-Star Rookie Game Participant

2011 - All-Rookie Second Team

2012 - All-Star Rookie Game Participant

2013 - All-Star Game Participant

2014 - All-Star Game Participant

2014 - All-League Second Team

2014 - All-Defensive Second Team

2017 - All-Defensive Team

2019 - All-Star Game Participant

2019 - All-League Second Team

2020 - All-Star Game Participant

2020 - All-League First Team

2020 - All-Defensive Second Team

2021 - All-League Second Team

2022 - All-Star Game Participant

2022 - All-League First Team

2023 - All-Star Game Participant

2023 - All-League Second Team

2024 - All-Star Game Participant

2026 - All-Star Game Participant

2026 - All-League Second Team

2027 - All-Star Game Participant

2027 - All-Star Game MVP

2027 - All-League Second Team



Biography

Height: 6'11"

Weight: 280

College: Trinity Valley CC


Transactions


- Taken with the first overall pick of the 2011 Rookie Draft by the Denver Nuggets, who would relocate and rebrand into the now Detroit Pistons

- Stayed with the Pistons his entire career, playing on a total of 3 contracts; he re-signed for $120,312,500 over 7 years in 2015 and again for $152,343,750 over 6 years in 2022

[Mike]

Chris Webber

Detroit Pistons (2017-2025 and 2027)

At a Glance


- Pistons best 6th man



Career Stats


Years played: 16


Games played: 1202


Points per game: 14.6


Rebounds per game: 5.6


Assists per game: 1.8


Steals per game: 0.5


Blocks per game: 0.5


Turnovers per game: 1.1


FG%: .535


FT%: .678


3P%: .333 (3 attempts)



Career Highs

Points: 55


Rebounds: 29


Assists: 9


Steals: 5


Blocks: 4


164 double-doubles





Achievements/Awards


2012 - All-Star Rookie Game Participant


2012 - All-Rookie Team


2013 - All-Star Rookie Game Participant




Biography

Height: 6'10"

Weight: 260

College: Michigan