Post by TimPig on Jun 28, 2019 23:02:31 GMT
At a Glance
- His 169.2 career win shares rank him just outside of the top 10 all time in TMBSL. At the time of his retirement, he ranked 8th all time
- Ranks 15th all time in points scored, 3rd all time in rebounds, 11th in blocks
- Ranks 8th in personal fouls and 10th in turnovers
- Failed multiple times with multiple teams to become the centerpiece of a championship squad
- Finally won one championship in 2015 with the Bulls organization he had previously helped destroy after being given a second chance by their glorious chairman and GOVERNOR while being carried by Bulls all-time greats Simisola Shittu, Dave Lattin, and Miles Bridges
- Connected in some way to the departures of multiple former GMs (RIP dump )
- Illegally received money in college
Career Stats
Years played: 18
Games played: 1,508
Points per game: 22.0
Rebounds per game: 11.2
Assists per game: 2.0
Steals per game: 1.1
Blocks per game: 1.5
Turnovers per game: 1.6
FG%: .509
FT%: .780
3P%: .370
Achievements
All-Star (7x)
All-League First Team (2x)
All-League Second Team (2x)
All-League Third Team (1x)
All-Defensive First Team (0x)
All-Defensive Second Team (0x)
Championships: 1*
Player of the Game: 291
Player of the Week: 8
Player of the Month: 1
Double Doubles: 779
Triple Doubles: 3
Career Highs
Points: 63
Rebounds: 30
Assists: 11
Steals: 6
Blocks: 9
Biography
Height: 7'1
Weight: 275
College: Arizona
Transactions
- 8th overall pick in the TMBSL Creation Draft by the Milwaukee Bucks
- Re-signed with the Bucks in 2005 for a FULL MAX
- Traded from the Bucks to the Bulls in 2005 for a package that included Mo Bamba, AJ Guyton, Jim Halpert, and four first round draft picks, including one that turned into 1.1 overall and Zach Randolph (375.5 win shares combined and counting)
- 2006-2008 didn't do $&*# with the Bulls
- Inducted into the Baby Bitch Bulls Ring of Shame in 2006, joining Antawn Jamison as the only Bulls players disgraceful enough to receive the dishonor
- Gladly traded from the Bulls to the Clippers for RJ Cole and four first round picks
- Caused fason to quit after the 2011 season and is directly responsible for TMBSL's first ever Contraction Draft
- Given a second chance by the Bulls in 2012 when he tried to make up for past transgressions by signing an MLE, which the Bulls regrettably extended after learning no other team was willing to sign him
- Re-signed by the Bulls in 2015 at $4,000,000 per year and graciously given the chance to ride the coattails of a championship squad
- Left the Bulls again in 2018 to go sign with some team in Portland that also didn't give a %$#* about him
- Re-inducted into the Baby Bitch Bulls Ring of Shame following the 2017 season, making him the only Bulls player to be inducted twice
- Retired unceremoniously following the 2018 season and didn't even have a profile written for him until a year later lmao
- Didn't get voted into the TMBSL Hall of Fame in 2020
