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Post by TimPig on Apr 10, 2019 18:18:47 GMT
Bet all of you feel like dumbasses for making fun of my Travis Mayer hiring, huh? Bulls resign Travis Mayer (strength and conditioning coach) to a LIFETIME CONTRACT. -5,000 TimPig |
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Post by skrouse on Apr 12, 2019 14:42:27 GMT
The Orlando Magic hire strength and conditioning coach Hollywood Hulk Hogan for the upcoming 2016 season
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Post by TimPig on Apr 12, 2019 15:52:14 GMT
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Post by sirsativa on Apr 12, 2019 16:24:01 GMT
The Carolina Cougars hire Myspace Tom as social media consultant. -5k TimPig |
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Post by 👨🏼⚕️delapandemic🚑 on Apr 15, 2019 16:48:34 GMT
Tom Thibodeau will stay on in Dallas as Defensive Coordinator after not fielding any head coaching offers for the 2016 season. He will be paid 5000 TimPig units.
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Post by Majic on Apr 15, 2019 17:27:05 GMT
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Post by eric on Apr 15, 2019 18:37:03 GMT
a LIFETIME CONTRACT. -5,000 TimPigexpect a "friendly" visit from the union, friendo |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 16, 2019 22:11:17 GMT
TimPig5k to hire Drego & Beno as my new trap kings
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Post by Deleted on Apr 16, 2019 23:19:09 GMT
Lets add facility upgrades. For only 150k you can permanently unlock very fast pace as long as your franchise remains in the same city. #rpgheavytmbsl
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Post by Deleted on Apr 16, 2019 23:37:00 GMT
Lets add facility upgrades. For only 150k you can permanently unlock very fast pace as long as your franchise remains in the same city. #rpgheavytmbsl Our franchise will use mobile facilities, the cost difference of these from regular facilities will be made up by all our driving being robotic. Yeah |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 17, 2019 0:36:51 GMT
Lets add facility upgrades. For only 150k you can permanently unlock very fast pace as long as your franchise remains in the same city. #rpgheavytmbsl Our franchise will use mobile facilities, the cost difference of these from regular facilities will be made up by all our driving being robotic. Yeah No thats cheating |
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Post by eric on Apr 17, 2019 16:40:08 GMT
2016 hiring period is closed
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Post by eric on Apr 30, 2019 20:00:25 GMT
2017 hiring period is open
A team may hire one assistant coach for 5000 dump bucks between the beginning of the draft and sim 1.
That coach will be employed from sim 1 until the end of the playoffs.
Current options are:
strength and conditioning coach - allows team to run Very Fast pace (otherwise illegal)
defensive coordinator - allows team to Always trap (otherwise illegal)
physiotherapist - reduces any existing injuries by three days at end of sim (# for regular season, round for playoffs)
sports scientist - increases yearly GM upgrade cap by five (upgrades must still be purchased)
social media consultant - increases box score rewards by 50% (applied to total at end of the year, rounded up)
director of scouting - all players drafted by the team receive +10 potential
Multiple teams can hire the same type of assistant coach.
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Post by skrouse on Apr 30, 2019 20:08:15 GMT
The Orlando Magic hire defensive specialist from Astapor - Grey Worm.
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Post by TimPig on Apr 30, 2019 20:52:56 GMT
Strength and Conditioning Coach - Travis Mayer Also eric when you open this thread each year would you mind reminding people that this costs 5k? |
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Post by sirsativa on Apr 30, 2019 21:39:28 GMT
If i can get the +10 pot boost before tc ILl do-- Director of Scouting -5k TimPig |
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Post by Majic on May 5, 2019 16:32:53 GMT
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Post by 👨🏼⚕️delapandemic🚑 on May 5, 2019 17:22:06 GMT
The Mavericks have parted ways with Tom Thibodeau and would like to thank him for his service. They have instead hired Billy Blanks as their Strength and Conditioning Coach. They hope the addition will allow them to play at a much faster pace that in years past. They also hope that Tae Bo makes a big comeback and that they can somehow monetize that with Mr. Blanks. Blanks will be paid 5,000 TimPig units for the year. |
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Post by eric on May 20, 2019 18:49:28 GMT
2018 hiring period is open
A team may hire one assistant coach for 5000 dump bucks between the beginning of the draft and sim 1.
That coach will be employed from sim 1 until the end of the playoffs.
Current options are:
strength and conditioning coach - allows team to run Very Fast pace (otherwise illegal)
defensive coordinator - allows team to Always trap (otherwise illegal)
physiotherapist - reduces any existing injuries by three days at end of sim (# for regular season, round for playoffs)
sports scientist - increases yearly GM upgrade cap by five (upgrades must still be purchased)
social media consultant - increases box score rewards by 50% (applied to total at end of the year, rounded up)
director of scouting - all players drafted by the team receive +10 potential
Multiple teams can hire the same type of assistant coach.
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Post by TimPig on May 20, 2019 18:52:59 GMT
STRENGTH AND CONDITIONING. TRAVIS MAYER. FIVE THOUSAND TimPig BUCKS. |
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Post by 👨🏼⚕️delapandemic🚑 on May 20, 2019 19:25:48 GMT
The Mavericks are pleased to announce that Cam Reddish will stay with the organization and join Coach/GM Delap Throws on the bench next season as the Lead Assistant in Charge of Strength and Conditioning. He will be paid 5000 TimPig units for his service. He made nearly $290,000,000 in his playing career, so he is happy to accept speculative currency for his salary at this time. He joins other former Mavs Killian Tillie (Director of College Scouting, who discovered the unheralded Kyrie Irving at a small Christian, liberal-arts school in Durham, NC) and Michael Young (Head Janitor, who saved the organization lots of money by suggesting single-ply toilet paper) in the non-playing side of the organization. |
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Post by wee2dee on May 20, 2019 20:03:40 GMT
Globes hire: Meadowlark Lemon as Director of Scouting 5k TimPig bucks |
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Post by skrouse on May 21, 2019 20:57:42 GMT
The Orlando Magic are bringing back form Strength and Conditioning coach Hollywood Hulk Hogan to fill the same role.
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Post by Majic on May 23, 2019 18:37:39 GMT
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Post by TimPig on May 23, 2019 19:09:05 GMT
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Post by Deleted on May 23, 2019 19:23:14 GMT
FuckEric Hoffman 5k defensive coordinator TimPig |
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Post by Majic on May 24, 2019 12:57:47 GMT
Strength and Conditioning coach my bad -5k TimPig |
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Post by eric on Jun 8, 2019 17:45:06 GMT
2019 hiring window open
A team may hire one assistant coach for 5000 dump bucks between the beginning of the draft and sim 1.
That coach will be employed from sim 1 until the end of the playoffs.
Current options are:
strength and conditioning coach - allows team to run Very Fast pace (otherwise illegal)
defensive coordinator - allows team to Always trap (otherwise illegal)
physiotherapist - reduces any existing injuries by three days at end of sim (# for regular season, round for playoffs)
sports scientist - increases yearly GM upgrade cap by five (upgrades must still be purchased)
social media consultant - increases box score rewards by 50% (applied to total at end of the year, rounded up)
director of scouting - all rookies drafted by the team receive +10 potential
Multiple teams can hire the same type of assistant coach.
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Post by skrouse on Jun 8, 2019 18:07:14 GMT
The Orlando Magic are happy to announce that Hedo Turkoglu will be brought back as the team's strength and conditioning coach.
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Post by 👨🏼⚕️delapandemic🚑 on Jun 8, 2019 18:16:52 GMT
The Mavericks are pleased to announce that Cam Reddish will stay with the organization and join Coach/GM Delap Throws on the bench next season as the Lead Assistant in Charge of Strength and Conditioning. He will be paid 5000 TimPig units for his service. He made nearly $290,000,000 in his playing career, so he is happy to accept speculative currency for his salary at this time. He joins other former Mavs Killian Tillie (Director of College Scouting, who discovered the unheralded Kyrie Irving at a small Christian, liberal-arts school in Durham, NC) and Michael Young (Head Janitor, who saved the organization lots of money by suggesting single-ply toilet paper) in the non-playing side of the organization. Repeat. 5000 TimPig units |
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