Post by ahebrewtoo on Apr 18, 2018 21:47:34 GMT
The East
The Celtics are for real. 8-1 with a 13.2 point differential, Dump has quite a stew going in Beantown. Oh, what's that? Dump is now GM'ing the Pistons who have a negative point differential. Good luck in the lotto, Dump!
With Fecta investing a top pick in a wing prospect, RJ Barrett hit the gym and looks to be showing signs of life. Will it last now that Barrett knows he's not the biggest bust drafted by the 5.0 Hornets?
Isaac Bonga is a stud! 21, great grades, and expiring without birds. Put some work into his jumper and he looks destined for greatness. It looks like JHB is destined to lose his starting SF two FAs in a row.
While the Aljami Durham hype was overblown, Dolph, Elvis, and Jock are coming together to be the best front court in 5.0. Even better than the People's Champion Houston Rockets from last year.
Do the Knicks have anyone worth a damn except Firsto? Has there been a bigger fluke champion in TMBSL? Am I just asking rhetorical questions?
The Pacers have overpaid big men and no point guard. Some things never change.
Butch McRae with a nearly 5 a/t ratio for the Wizards. Good thing for the league he can't play PG.
Simisola Shittu is a +25 inside upgrade from taking over the league. 4+ stocks per 36 at 19? Yes please!
This Bulls team is bad. I wonder if TimPig is rethinking his abortion position.
I'm taking momma's advice on the Cavaliers. If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all. I don't want you to quit, Shaun.
DeAndre Ayton for MVP.
Miles Bridges should request a trade out of Toronto before he becomes 5.0's Vince Carter.
The West
Vancouver. Chink Crossin. There is a racist asian immigration joke there waiting to be told.
Look at this Trailblazers roster, I now understand why Majic wants to reward tankers. Yikes!
Is there a quicker player in the league than Jalen Brunson? I wonder how good he'd be playing the point. I guess we'll never know.
Cam Reddish is the best player in the league. Another creation draft, another cheat code for the Mavericks.
Even Bankz couldn't have fucked up a franchise worst than [insert Nuggets GM].
It's clear now why Guy Beahm signed after Karim Shabazz. Nice overpay, Pete!
The Wolves are the best team in the West because Sexton is the best point guard in the league.
The future is bright in San Antonio . . . if Nick Diaz retires and MJ gets to play in FA.
Devonte Graham has got to have the best grades ever for a tanking PG.
The Clippers got blown out by the point guard less Pacers. Blow it up, Fason. Holla' at'cha boy.
Len Bias is going to run away with the ROTY. Watford is still going to IU.
The Sonics production is confusing. They need to bench Tobi and free up shots for their underutilized, but very efficient, wings.
The Celtics are for real. 8-1 with a 13.2 point differential, Dump has quite a stew going in Beantown. Oh, what's that? Dump is now GM'ing the Pistons who have a negative point differential. Good luck in the lotto, Dump!
With Fecta investing a top pick in a wing prospect, RJ Barrett hit the gym and looks to be showing signs of life. Will it last now that Barrett knows he's not the biggest bust drafted by the 5.0 Hornets?
Isaac Bonga is a stud! 21, great grades, and expiring without birds. Put some work into his jumper and he looks destined for greatness. It looks like JHB is destined to lose his starting SF two FAs in a row.
While the Aljami Durham hype was overblown, Dolph, Elvis, and Jock are coming together to be the best front court in 5.0. Even better than the People's Champion Houston Rockets from last year.
Do the Knicks have anyone worth a damn except Firsto? Has there been a bigger fluke champion in TMBSL? Am I just asking rhetorical questions?
The Pacers have overpaid big men and no point guard. Some things never change.
Butch McRae with a nearly 5 a/t ratio for the Wizards. Good thing for the league he can't play PG.
Simisola Shittu is a +25 inside upgrade from taking over the league. 4+ stocks per 36 at 19? Yes please!
This Bulls team is bad. I wonder if TimPig is rethinking his abortion position.
I'm taking momma's advice on the Cavaliers. If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all. I don't want you to quit, Shaun.
DeAndre Ayton for MVP.
Miles Bridges should request a trade out of Toronto before he becomes 5.0's Vince Carter.
The West
Vancouver. Chink Crossin. There is a racist asian immigration joke there waiting to be told.
Look at this Trailblazers roster, I now understand why Majic wants to reward tankers. Yikes!
Is there a quicker player in the league than Jalen Brunson? I wonder how good he'd be playing the point. I guess we'll never know.
Cam Reddish is the best player in the league. Another creation draft, another cheat code for the Mavericks.
Even Bankz couldn't have fucked up a franchise worst than [insert Nuggets GM].
It's clear now why Guy Beahm signed after Karim Shabazz. Nice overpay, Pete!
The Wolves are the best team in the West because Sexton is the best point guard in the league.
The future is bright in San Antonio . . . if Nick Diaz retires and MJ gets to play in FA.
Devonte Graham has got to have the best grades ever for a tanking PG.
The Clippers got blown out by the point guard less Pacers. Blow it up, Fason. Holla' at'cha boy.
Len Bias is going to run away with the ROTY. Watford is still going to IU.
The Sonics production is confusing. They need to bench Tobi and free up shots for their underutilized, but very efficient, wings.
this really isn't worth 5 for me. keep updating it and we'll see
